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Dwayne

Lifes pretty straight without Twisties

About Me

HI I'm Dwayne, I'm 31 years old, I'm an easy going guy most of the time between the hours of 3pm and 11.30pmJust like a beer and some good time music on the jukebox.

My Interests

Line dancing, guns, fishing, pool at the shack

I'd like to meet:

I've hardly been out of my home state..just once or twice - actually that's a barefaced lie, I've been to loads of places! I wanna meet all you people from round this ole planet of ours.

How I made my profile:
I used Dave & Jay's amazing myspace editor .

Music:

Billy Ray Cyrus, Dixie Chicks, Garth Brooks, Johnny Cash, Shania Twain and The Beards and Heino

Movies:

Roadhouse, Deliverance, Star Wars, Showgirls

Television:

Walker Texas Ranger and anything with Scrappy Doo of course and
Manimal

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Heroes:

Chuck Norris, my uncle Ray, your uncle Trevor and Chuck Norris again, I would mention the Seagal but he's let himself go

My Blog

Doing your bit for the world

This has been in the planning stage for 6 months, I have worked so hard, I have consulted with the most knowledgable peeps in the world.I have a plan to save our planet.Everyone with gerbils or hamste...
Posted by Dwayne on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 04:27:00 PST

Things I haven’t done today

The things I haven't done today are quite amazing, here's just a selection:I haven't stuck any sequins on any catsI haven't eaten a sheeps eye, as far as I knowI haven't broken the world 100 metres re...
Posted by Dwayne on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 03:42:00 PST

Room 102

Just across the corridor from Room 101 is, surprisingly Room 102 (the carpet in the corridor is awful by the way).Room 102 is the polar opposite of Room 101, it can contain everything we like and woul...
Posted by Dwayne on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 12:21:00 PST

Room 101

In Room 101 you can put all the things you dislike and want to disappear, I'll start things off.budgie-smugglersCeline Dionclose talkers
Posted by Dwayne on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 04:28:00 PST

breaking the 566 barrier

I'm celebrating today as I've reached 566 visits to my page, it's been on 565 for what seems ages but now I've broken the psychological barrier of 566. Thank you to everyone who has visited, looking ...
Posted by Dwayne on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 06:26:00 PST

things learnt from the myspace experience

well it's been an experience, one "friend" tells me that getting a laptop is "better than sex" I told her she obviously wasn't doing it rightit's bin amazing the number of good lookin gals who think i...
Posted by Dwayne on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 03:49:00 PST

big dog theory

big dog theorya friend of mine has a sheepdog, that in itself is unremarkable, truly it is.but do you ever see a big dog, especially sheepdogs and wonder......is it really some dumbass lame brain wear...
Posted by Dwayne on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 04:01:00 PST

micheal buble

during the break in walker texas ranger there was an ad for summat by micheal buble it sound like booblay but for some reason its written bubleim gonna check him out he has a pleasant voice and mebbe ...
Posted by Dwayne on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 03:27:00 PST

my internal jukebox

well this might convince you the Dwaynester has lost it, is it only me.it happens every day, when there is no noise going on and I'm working, I get a random tune in my head - most of the time I don't ...
Posted by Dwayne on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 04:12:00 PST

Scrappy Doo

There seems to be an opinion that people hate scrappy doo, i dunno why he's a most pleasant canine, and his mastery of the english language puts scooby doo to shamei think it's time to re-evaluate scr...
Posted by Dwayne on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 03:23:00 PST