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About Me

This is a TOM JONES MySpace Page Appreciation Page.Please do not be confused into thinking that the Tom Jones (the one for whom you search) can be reached at this page. Mr. Jones has moved on and can be found, among other places, in real life. Unfortunately for us here at the TJMsPAMsP must reluctantly inform you that Mr. Jones has not attended to this page in over half a decade. Should you have any questions for him, we at the Tom Jones MySpace Page Appreciation Page appreciate your desire to see him, and refer you to real life (you may wish to start on the East Coast of the United States). We welcome you to our site and hope you will share some of your fondness for Tom Jones in the comments section.We cannot arrange for you to meet Mr. Jones. Instead, here we celebrate the works of Tom Jones, as well celebrating the man, the legend, and the man again.Let the appreciation begin.Did you know that at one point the "about me" of this page contained the below paragraph? No one is certain if Mr. Jones wrote it, if someone else wrote it, or if it appeared on this page of its own. All we do know is that it was here, briefly, and is one of our best artifacts on this page. It's quite remarkable to have a specimen like this, and while it is not complete, it is a good example of Tom-like rumination:"I plan to sell all my belongings and move down to mexico and live in a remote village killing rattlesnakes for breakfast and eating fire roasted bats for an afternoon snack. i'd wear a very worn straw hat and some 2nd hand white dockers that someone threw away because of a few marks they were too lazy to wash.i'd spend a large amount of money on a fixed blade stag knife...way more money than I could afford, but it would be badass and people would know ME for that knife. i'd marry some hot mexicana that has wicked diabetes from drinking way too many mexican cokes and eating flour tortillas all day whilst I kills snakes and bats and try to figure out how to get tequila out of plants...eventually I'd move back to los estados unidos and have some awesome stories to tell my friends...Nah, actually I think I much prefer my life here."What does it mean? We at the TJMsPAMsP cannot legally infer beyond the writings, however it is theorized that He (Tom Jones, of course) may have spent a part of his life travelling and learning the ways of tribal cultures. Intellectual curiousity seems a hallmark of Tom Jones creations, and a driving force throughout his life. Also, it appears either Bats or Mexican Food or home-made tortillas were staples of his diet at some point.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Anyone with an appreciation for Tom Jones, an appreciation for MySpace Pages, an appreciation for Tom Jones MySpace Pages, but in particular, those who enjoy a good Tom Jones MySpace Appreciation MySpace Page.It appears that Mr. Jones was often down on his luck, or rather, down on his cash. He has been quoted as saying "Poverty Sucks" and "There's no Romancin' without Financin'", however there is evidence to suggest that he did not originate these particular quotes. What we do know is that he left this message:"Generous benefactors welcome."We at the TJMsPAMsP understand, as we are currently on a funding drive to help deliver generous Tom Jones content such as the above to you. As you know, we do not accept advertisors (though, apparently, MySpace accepts only the most annoying and frustrating of ads) and thus depend on the contributions of you, our viewers.

My Blog

Don't ever read this blog

Don't ever read this blog. Please. It doesn't even deserve to be called a blog. It's a blurb. Or a blorg. But it's no blog. I've seen blogs. I will never post. Okay, I'm lying. I rarely post. Like on...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Sep 2005 14:09:00 GMT

Hmm, I look like the worst blogger in the world

I also killed Gandhi and made it look somewhat natural. At least, I haven't been caught. So I'm back up in PA, which is... nice.... at least it's literally my own apt, my own space, and much as I l...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Aug 2004 13:39:00 GMT

So far, no good

So i got this education, see? I went through high school, graduated William and Mary, now i'm a third year law student, and I couldn't get a job at even Borders if I wanted to. What the hell? But this...
Posted by on Fri, 04 Jun 2004 11:50:00 GMT