Rob Hall - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I won the human race and I'm bored to quite bored waiting for one of you slowpokes to show up at the finish line.
I do the Jedi Mind Trick in elavators and at automatic doors.
I don't write Thank You Notes but I write You're Welcome Notes.
I have an aberrant obsession with adult film starlet Luna Lane; but clearly not as much so as this clown, who claims to be married to her.
I opened an umbrella indoors once and it's all been downhill since.
I'm winning the lottery next week so I'm exempt from doing something with my life.
My hours a week spent watching Star Trek to having sex ratio is unacceptable.
I' somebody's evil twin, and if he's identical then he's hung like a donkey.
About you:
The inspiration for The Vagina Monologues and all around uninteresting borderline retarded premature ejaculator who sits down to pee.
Profile edited with I'm not a fucking retard I can type a few things about myself without having somebody there to wipe my ass for me version 69.420 .

My Interests

Tsao's Chicken, Hot tubs, Tempurpedic mattresses, eating, wakeboarding, bocce, gambling, masturbating, recording, not-balding, reopening the Boathouse, surfing, slow-dancing, partying, music, crying.

Movies:

Only ones they star Luna Lane or Nautica Thorn.

Television:

is an extinct medium that's only redeeming value is C-SPAN2.

"A season of "American Idol" is, what? 87 weeks? That's a lot of time just to pick a cruise ship entertainer." - Bill Maher

Okay. C-SPAN2 and Real Time.

Books:

On The Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection, Preservation of Favoured Races in the Struggle for Life by Charles Darwin; Toward a Critique of Hegel's Philosophy of Right by Karl Marx; The Politics of Heroin CIA Complicity in the Global Drug Trade by Alfred W. McCoy; Stolen Harvest by Vandana Shiva; Biopiracy The Plunder of Nature and Knowledge by Vandana Shiva; Water Wars by Vandana Shiva; Alice's Adventures in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll; A Tale of Two Cities by Charles Dickens; Great Expectations by Charles Dickens; The Giving Tree by Shel Silverstein; The Lorax by Dr. Seuss; D'Aulaires Book of Greek Myths by Ingri and Edgar Parin D'Aulaire; Red Jacket on the White Man's Religion by Chief Red Jacket; Sweedish Made Penis Enlargers And Me This Sort Of Thing Is My Bag Baby by Austin Danger Powers

But seriously folks, I don't know how to read. Thanks for making me feel stupid.

Heroes:

Aung San Suu Kyi, Benazir Bhutto, Dian Fossey, Biko, Bono

My hero is gonna cure juvenile diabetes.

And of course Angus MacGyver.

My Blog

Regarding The "Over 75% Of You Have Failed The Dumb Test Think You Can Pass?" Banner

I certainly hope not.
Posted by Rob Hall on Wed, 21 May 2008 01:20:00 PST

Relevant Data

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Posted by Rob Hall on Thu, 15 Nov 2007 02:51:00 PST

Myspace Survivor

For the month of July we will be playing Survivor on Myspace. On the first four Saturdays of July a person shall be selected to be removed from my friends list. The following Thursday tha...
Posted by Rob Hall on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 02:48:00 PST

Friends

I welcome friend invites from everybody I've ever known, but I was here first so you're going to have to add me. When I joined Myspace and Facebook I added everybody I knew. Given that you...
Posted by Rob Hall on Mon, 19 May 2008 07:42:00 PST

Get Serious

This is not an issue. Nobody cares and nobody hates you. Quit crying about it and get over it. This does not change the fact that Houston was the raddest prom date of all time. Just...
Posted by Rob Hall on Tue, 04 Apr 2006 04:14:00 PST

Friend Application

No this isn't a girlfriend application. It's a friend application. With the intent of fostering a less introverted lifestyle I'm looking for a friend. Someone to sit around all after...
Posted by Rob Hall on Fri, 23 Sep 2005 12:24:00 PST

You're fucking retarded if . . .

This will be a running list. Feel free to disagree, but know then you'll be both retarded and wrong. You bought a widescreen TV You don't know Reese's pieces are better than M&Ms You don't know ...
Posted by Rob Hall on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Idiot Tax

Stupid Rule is in full effect. Henceforth use of "your" in lieu of "you're" (as in "your an idiot") constitutes an infraction of stupid rule resulting in a fine of ten bucks. That's $10 per infrac...
Posted by Rob Hall on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

If you're friends with P, well then you're friends with me.

If you're down with P well then you're down with me.
Posted by Rob Hall on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Tom, you're still not my friend.

you fucking dork. submit
Posted by Rob Hall on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST