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LL Cool JL-C

I am here for Friends

About Me

"some are born great, some achieve greatness and some have greatness thrust upon them." i'm still holding out for that last option...

My Interests

babies

I'd like to meet:

enablers. and people with dimples. i 3 dimples.

Music:

Rap (Snoop, Jay-Z, Lil Kim, Trina, Kanye, Tupac, Too $hort, Ludacris, Keak da mothafuckin Sneak, etc.), R Kelly!!!, R & B, Hip Hop, Counting Crows, Regina Spektor (so pretty!), Stevie Nicks/Fleetwood Mac, Peaches, Liz Phair, Cake, Rufus Wainwright, Barenaked Ladies, They Might Be Giants, Billy Joel, Elton John, Journey, Rilo Kiley, Mirah, Fiona Apple, Coldplay, The Dixie Chicks, Ben Folds Five, Shakira iz sexy, The Beatles (should you even have to put that?), Justin Timberlake, Don Henley, Kidz Bop, Lucero, Modest Mouse, Sublime, Third Eye Blind, Weezer, Weird Al, 2ge+her, Madonna, Rockapella, Dolly, REM, Death Cab for Cutie, The Postal Service, The Killers, "How I Beat Shaq", musicals, pretty much any song about masturbation, little kids that rap

Movies:

black comedies (the Two Can Play that Game kind and the Heathers kind), The Princess Bride, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Spaceballs, The Muppet Movie, Clueless, Closer, The Naked Gun movies, Can't Hardly Wait, Team America, Pirates of the Caribbean, Dogma, Not Another Teen Movie, Blow

Television:

CURRENTLY PLAYING: law and order, dexter, 30 rock, How I Met Your Mother, House, The L Word, the daily show, the colbert report, the closer, south park, best week ever, Medium, Scrubs, ANTM, reno 911, psych. OLD SCHOOL: seinfeld, arrested development, pop-up video, satc, pete and pete, anything on nickelodeon between 1985 and 1995, sbtb obv., kids in the hall, snl when it was funny

Books:

The Giver, The Rain Catchers, The Lovely Bones, The God of Small Things, An Apple Tree Christmas, The Pillow Book of Sei Shonagon

Heroes:

Trey Parker and Matt Stone

My Blog

I feel like Naomi Campbell and her maid all at once

because I just hit myself in the face with my cell phone!it was apparently hiding in my comforter, and when i flung the comforter back, to tuck myself in, the phone flew up and hit me.so if i have a s...
Posted by LL Cool JL-C on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 04:11:00 PST

Spider-Man: The Emo Costume

Hey remember that part in Spider-Man 3 where Tobey Maguire turns into the weird brother from Wedding Crashers?Oh wait WHAT? You haven't seen Spider-Man 3 yet? Then you should prolly stop reading thi...
Posted by LL Cool JL-C on Mon, 14 May 2007 10:21:00 PST

i've never wanted something rational

gahhh i don't know why i'm so turned on by the thought that i'm probably not good enough for you. and oh so turned on by the sheer impracticality of it all.  impraticality is hot.   i have t...
Posted by LL Cool JL-C on Wed, 02 May 2007 04:04:00 PST

Thank You, India er uh...Arkansas

The last time I visited Little Rock (in October), I swore I'd never go back. So it came as quite a shock to me that I was rather depressed getting on the plane back to L.A. this morning.I guess I'd fo...
Posted by LL Cool JL-C on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 10:00:00 PST

like my heart's going to cave in

Once awhile back--about a year I'd say--I was driving home on the freeway, and millions of those little styrofoam "popcorns" had blown out from whatever truck was carrying them.  They were s...
Posted by LL Cool JL-C on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 12:39:00 PST

Girlesque!

Girlesque! A burlesque comedy/sendup/revue. What has been described as "Rocky Horror meets Brigadoon." Watch as a new cast takes over "the little show with a lot of girls"...and a long history of pack...
Posted by LL Cool JL-C on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 04:28:00 PST

I apparently only use this to write about tv.

Y'know who I'd have sex with?Jeremy Piven.He has this huge ass billboard for Gap on Sunset, and everytime I pass it I'm thinkin'"We can hug it out anytime you want..."I thought the emmys were very wel...
Posted by LL Cool JL-C on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 11:25:00 PST

Death

Law and Order made me sooo angry last night. a)Because I hadn't seen it before and felt totally outta the loop on the big event. b)Because the big event was horrible. c)Because my law and order buddy ...
Posted by LL Cool JL-C on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 09:38:00 PST

Performances

two things:I'm in a play.http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a207/pimpin_IS_easy/c urioussavage.jpgand on Thursdays you can check me out at www.ultimateimprov.com...
Posted by LL Cool JL-C on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 12:02:00 PST

What's wrong with me...in a nutshell:

 Daria5377:  you're such a horrible person  Daria5377:  it really turns me on   haha
Posted by LL Cool JL-C on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST