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GOD I FORGET, I HAVE BEEN TAKING CARE OF CHILDREN FOR TOO LONG. RIGHT NOW READING, WATCHING TRASHY AND CHEESY TV, GOING ON WALKS, LEARNING ABOUT DIFFERENT ASPECTS OF PSYCHOLOGY, BUYING AND SELLING ON E-BAY--I AM ADDICTED.

I'd like to meet:

BIG BROTHER CASTING DIRECTORS SO I COULD CONVINCE THEM TO LET ME PLAY NEXT YEAR BECAUSE MY SOLE PURPOSE IN LIFE IS OBVIOUSLY TO BE ON THAT SHOW. OH YEAH, ALSO BRITNEY SPEARS--I WANT TO BE HER BEST FRIEND (OKAY, WE HAVE LITTLE BOYS THE SAME AGE TO WE COULD TOTALLY LET THEM PLAY TOGETHER AND SHE COULD TAKE ME SHOPPING).

Music:

I MOSTLY LISTEN TO COUNTRY. BUT MY FAVORITE BAND IN THE WHOLE WORLD IS OASIS. AND THE THEME SONG TO ME IS BITTERSWEET SYMPHONY BY THE VERVE. I LOOOOVE DANCING IN MY CAR TO WHATEVER IS ON THE RADIO.

Movies:

I LIKE THE SAME ONES AS YOU, DUH.

Television:

GREY'S ANATOMY, DESPERATE HOUSWIVES, MEDIUM, PRIVATE PRACTICE, OCTOBER ROAD, SAMATHA WHO, BIG LOVE

Books:

MY FAVORITE BOOKS ARE THE TIME TRAVELERS WIFE AND TULLY. TWO TOTALLY DIFFERENT BOOKS BUT FOR SOME REASON I FELL IN LOVE WITH BOTH. I ALSO LOVE READING JODI PICOULT, THE SHOPOHOLIC SERIES, AND ANY NEW FICTION THAT CATCHES MY ATTENTION. LET ME KNOW IF YOU'VE READ SOMETHING GOOD.

Heroes:

MY DAD, MY BABA, AND ALL OF OUR SOLDIERS

My Blog

granny panties

Okay, I had to go shopping for some new panites yesterday. My expanding pregnant body just isn’t agreeing with my small bikini panites that fill my drawer at home anymore. I didn&rsq...
Posted by KrisTeaNa on Sat, 05 Apr 2008 06:18:00 PST

Applebees

Tony, Josh and I went out to dinner at Applebee’s on Saturday night. Everything was going good, we snacked on some spinach dip, got nice big trio dinners, and took home our leftovers. ...
Posted by KrisTeaNa on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 09:27:00 PST

spread the stupidity

1. Only in America ...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.2. Only in America ...do peo...
Posted by KrisTeaNa on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 08:26:00 PST

my life is shit

My life is shit. No, I don't mean that I'm all depressed and nothing is going good for me, I simply mean my life is all about shit. I woke up this morning to the smell of shit. Great...
Posted by KrisTeaNa on Tue, 15 May 2007 11:59:00 PST

Jury Duty

Yesterday morning I woke up and prepared to go to the courthouse for jury duty. My number was 45 out of 50, so surely they would pick the jury before I was chosen, right? Nope, I was the 1...
Posted by KrisTeaNa on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 06:47:00 PST

I hit a deer

How does this crap happen? I was driving from my new house in the country to my old house last monday, and it had just gotten dark. All of the sudden, "Oh shit, deer!!!" I swerved to...
Posted by KrisTeaNa on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 04:16:00 PST

The Stupid Test--Take it

The Stupid Test --- TAKE IT!!!!! http://www.mentalernie.org/Stupid_test/stupidtest_one.php I took it and found out I was just an average dumbass. What are you? I'm curi...
Posted by KrisTeaNa on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 06:36:00 PST

I need fun

I am so bored right now, I need some excitement. I have had 3 cups of coffee this morning and my heart is not racing. Maybe it was decaff? Oh well. All I want to do is go shopp...
Posted by KrisTeaNa on Sun, 09 Jul 2006 10:02:00 PST

I will go down on you

I WILL GO DOWN ON YOU AND MAKE YOU EXTREMELY HAPPY.BUT ONLY LONG ENOUGH TO MAKE YOU THINK IT IS GOING TO GET BETTER.THEN I WILL COME BACK UP AND FUCK YOU LIKE NO OTHER!!SINCERELY YOURS,GAS PRICES...
Posted by KrisTeaNa on Sat, 20 May 2006 02:31:00 PST

True Friendship--this is very funny

..... a series of promises that really speak to true friendship:1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against thesorry bastard who made you sad.2. When you are blue - I will...
Posted by KrisTeaNa on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 01:14:00 PST