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The Annie Scott Experience

FUN. And world domination.

About Me

"Too much of a good thing can be wonderful." --Mae West

http://web.mac.com/annietheactress

My Interests

euphamisms, marine archaeology, esoterica, accidental rhyming, dresses dresses dresses, potato-birds, rating things on a scale of 1-10, chocolate, anomalies, trinomials, analogies, Egyptology, lighthearted verbal abuse, comparing and contrasting things, laughing till my face hurts a LOT, more cowbell

Make an .. slide show at onetruemedia.com

I'd like to meet:

Clark Kent.

". . .the only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirious of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles. . ." --Jack Kerouac

P.S. Anyone who can make me laugh regularly.

Music:

Joni Mitchell, Madonna, Radiohead, Elliott Smith, Death Cab for Cutie, Fiona Apple, Ella Fitzgerald, Joss Stone, Tom Waits, especially his ballads, Sigur Ros, Rennie Coleman, John Smith, Imogen Heap.

Movies:

The Royal Tenenbaums, Rosemary's Baby, High Society, American Beauty, Star Wars Sexology (yes? yes.), My Best Friend's Wedding, Pi, Clue, Closer, Basquiat, Living Out Loud.

Television:

The Mary Tyler Moore Show, The Daily Show and Colbert Report, Northern Exposure, NewsRadio, Grey's Anatomy, Ugly Betty, The Cosby Show. . .huh. . .four of those involve newsrooms. Five if you count Chris the DJ on NE, and six if you consider a fake magazine a newsroom. . .let's go with four.

Books:

The Secret History, The Runaway Bunny, The Last of the Really Great Whangdoodles, Auntie Mame, Thesaurus, and I like poetry best.

Heroes:

Madonna, Joni Mitchell, Madeline Kahn, Angelica Houston, Audrey Hepburn, Grace Kelly, Parker Posey, Gandhi, Gordon Minehart, Stephen Sondheim, Jon Stewart, Mary Tyler Moore, Valerie Harper, Frank O'Hara, Sylvia Plath, Dorothy Parker, Jack Kerouac, Ani Difranco, Allen Ginsberg, Susan Sarandon, Sarah Polley, Christopher Durang, John Patrick Shanley, David Lindsay-Abair, Shakespeare, and anyone with secret superpowers.

My Blog

Doned!

I have finished a new play and it is called FISHKILLER and I am happy.
Posted by The Annie Scott Experience on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 12:57:00 PST

I am a loser and I am laughing.

I have no ownership of any of these photos or captions. Many thanks to the folks who have been posting these.(thank you, Zach)...
Posted by The Annie Scott Experience on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 10:06:00 PST

There are 46 Annie Scotts on Myspace.

Annie Scott headlines on Myspace include: damaged annie"Forget Sounds Good, Forgive,Im Not Sure I Could. They Say Time Heals Everything But Im Still Waiting..." stoner annie "stick that in a peace pip...
Posted by The Annie Scott Experience on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 11:33:00 PST

This is fun! Thanks, Ben.

1. Choose a band / artist and answer ONLY in titles of their songs: Joni Mitchell 2. Are you male or female: Woman of Heart and Mind 3. Describe yourself: Tin Angel 4. How do some people feel about...
Posted by The Annie Scott Experience on Sat, 29 Jul 2006 10:29:00 PST