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Joe Cortese: Leviathan Smiles

I am here for Dating

About Me

Hated because of great qualities... Loved despite of great faults...

My Interests

Guitar, Amstel Light, Darts, Lumberjacks, Pirates, School, Eating Emo Kids For Breakfast, Rainy Days, Sunny Days, Being Angry, Growing a Beard and Shaving it, Hurting peoples feelings, Punishing acoustic guitars with death metal songs, Calvin & Hobbes, Doing Push ups, Playing air guitar when i dont feel like actually playing guitar, Sex Breakfast, Ribbon Dancing, Defying the laws of tradition. Interpretive dances, wearing sun glasses at night, sushi. Changing Lives

I'd like to meet:

Vegetarians and Taoist. Environmentalist and Philosophers. Dreamers and Believers. You know people who think, and care about things other than themselves.

Music:

Pearl Jam, Dave Matthews Band, O.A.R. Matt Nathanson, The Toadies, Pink Floyd, Tristan Prettyman, Kate Earl, Old Crow Medicine Show, Our Lady Peace, Radiohead, Jenny Owen Youngs, He Is Legend, Comeback Kid, Rush, Stone Temple Pilots, Stroke 9, Alice In Chains, Live, U2, Journey, Madonna, Fiona Apple, Bush, Eric Clapton, Bob Dylan, Bob Schneider, Primus, Alanis Morissette, Billy Joel, Fuel, Tenacious D, Foo Fighters, Stevie Nicks, Fleetwood Mac, Sarah McLachlan, The Killers, R.E.M. and ofcourse Pat Benatar

Movies:

Eternal Sunshine, Forest Gump, Big Fish, Zoolander, The Ladies Man, Old School, I heart Huckabees, Royal Tannenbaums, Life Aquatic.

Television:

Tiny House(Its Awesome), Becker, Adult Swim, Reno 911, The King of Queens, My Name is Earl, Scrubs, 30 Rock

Books:

The Alphabet of Manliness, The Tao of Pooh, Tao Te Ching.

Heroes:

Alot of people have put me here at one time or another, its flattering.

My Blog

The State of Love and Trust

Oh Dont you worry I think heavy on this topic and will get to putting it in here.   Until then enjoy some other things i’ve been working on Like my favorite smileys   Translating The ...
Posted by Joe Cortese: Leviathan Smiles on Fri, 28 Mar 2008 11:28:00 PST

BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND

As I look over it, its really some of my most amature thinking, dont expect anything else added, its just for modern day documentation and copyright. JOE CORTESE: ALL ABOUT ME I beat up the Atlantic O...
Posted by Joe Cortese: Leviathan Smiles on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 09:08:00 PST

Foreword - Cherie Smith

When I met the man you all know as Joe Cortese ("ever heard of me"), I was instantly in love with his "greatness" as all refer it as. Really that greatness is just Joe being the biggest badesst asshol...
Posted by Joe Cortese: Leviathan Smiles on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 06:36:00 PST

Foreword - Madison Harding

Joe cortese was probably the scariest man id ever encountered in high school. If he was at the same party I was, I drank less just to make sure i didnt say anything stupid infront of him or could acur...
Posted by Joe Cortese: Leviathan Smiles on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 12:25:00 PST

Foreward - Bryan Abernathy

A FOREWARD BY BRYAN ABERNATHY When Joe Cortese asked to write a foreword to his Myspace page, I was atfirst, a little taken back. You see, Joe Corteses Myspace is a far cry from the endless pile of My...
Posted by Joe Cortese: Leviathan Smiles on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 12:57:00 PST

Foreword - Derek Valukis

"The war cry of the young Joe Cortese , as of his young rockstar associates, was generally something that couldn't be summed up into words or thoughts by average man. In this early article, found on t...
Posted by Joe Cortese: Leviathan Smiles on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 02:57:00 PST

Joe Cortese: The One Beyond The Many

I need a little help coming up with new names? if anyone has some good ideas, rendevous in the comment area below. If your a hater feel free to take a cheap shot. Here are some classics so y...
Posted by Joe Cortese: Leviathan Smiles on Wed, 10 May 2006 03:53:00 PST

Joe and Dman written as an Obituary

Joe and Dman were raised on the mean streets of Clearwater, Fl. They shared a love for sex(not with each other but sometimes were present in eachothers love maken actions) Drugs, (rarely incase our pa...
Posted by Joe Cortese: Leviathan Smiles on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 03:41:00 PST