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samantha

i'm as pure as the driven slush.

About Me

i love old hollywood and sparkles. aaaaaarrr. see, i drool for sparkles. that's not normal. i like buying old clothes no one else wants and yet, give me a marc jacobs pump with a galliano dress and i'll swoon all over the place. what can i say, i'm a whore for fashion. i like to see bands but i only go to shows when mat makes me (wink wink). i dream of tropical islands. i'm a magnet for musicians and bikers. i like lobster, french martinis and world domination.
in my spare time i save orphaned wart hogs and can often be found working the corner.

I read Shakespeare and the Bible, and I can shoot dice. That's what I call a liberal education. - Tallulah Bankhead

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My Interests

the red sox. iced chai lattes with soy milk. textiles. black nail polish. my 60's turquoise daisy print sheets. chanel ballet flats. william morris. organic cleaning products. glitter. cuba. the red sox.

I'd like to meet:

cher. and.....

Music:

current obsessions: songs: backstage girl - dj shadow. sick, sick, sick - queens of the stone age.
cds: kings of leon!!!! the 1st 3 police albums. i am shelby lynn - shelby lynn. frank & back to black - amy winehouse. edith piaf.

Movies:

the big lebowski, rushmore, say anything, monty phython, lord of the rings trilogy, ladies and gentlemen the fabulous stains, lost in translation, the rutles - all you need is cash, the apartment, foxes, the shining, grease 2, wet hot america summer, high fidelity, bullitt, sin city, i heart hukabees, valley girl, hero, anything with hepburn & tracy, kill bill vol. 1 & 2, fight club,empire records, almost famous, woody allen movies, mean girls, royal tennenbaums, practical magic, true romance, on a clear day you can see forever, go ask alice, old school, a turning point, goodfellas, and anything with frank sinatra.

Television:

the office. the simpsons. heroes. the venture brothers. the boondocks. reno 911. the x-files. nip/tuck. freaks and geeks. rescue me. curb your enthusiasm. friends. weeds. the sopranos. decorating shows on hgtv. desperate housewives. arrested development. strange days at blake hosley high. i like pbs.

Books:

a confederacy of dunces. the adventures of holly hobby. i'm with the band. america the beautiful. atlas shrugged. the secret history. lauren bacall by myself. poppy z. brite. where the wild things are. francesca lia block. the princess bride (abridged william goldman version). harry potter. alice in wonderland. hunter s. thompson. the witching hour. historical fiction. mark twain. great expectations. the lovely bones. caitlin r. kiernan. the hours. the alienist. the count of monte cristo. calvin and hobbes. judy blume. biographys of men i will never meet but inevitably fall in love with. =)

Heroes:

cher. tallulah bankhead. elizabeth I. hunter s. thompson. johnny cash. edith head. abe mutherfuckin' lincoln. my mom. diana vreeland. bill hicks. the witches of salem. georgia o'keefe. lauren bacall. kevyn aucoin. greg noll. maureen dowd. lisa simpson. frank gehry.

My Blog

its easy to see you dont need a palace to feel like alice in wonderland

1.How old will you be in 3 birthdays?old enough to kick your ass. =) 2. Do you think you'll be married by then?if mat dosen't piss me off to badly (ha!), then yes i will be. =)  3. What do you lo...
Posted by samantha on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 11:01:00 PST

i aint hit the roof since i dont know when.

1.]Where was the first time you ever kissed the last person you kissed?in my car, in front of matt matt's house (the gish!!!) during corey's 20th (i think) birthday party. that was a long time ago. [2...
Posted by samantha on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 12:45:00 PST

gimme gimme more gimmie more

so apparently yesterday britney spears was booked and released on a hit and run charge. upon leaving jail, she was asked how it went. "it was amazing" she answered. what? amazing. ummmm. wait a sec....
Posted by samantha on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 06:54:00 PST

anger is an energy

thoughts of the day: * i'm really glad i grew my bangs out. i don't know what i was thinking with those straight bangs all those years. i looked so dumb. i like the side swept bangs much better. ...
Posted by samantha on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 09:10:00 PST

flesh ancient monster design unlit pornographic sign

this morning i stopped for gas at the cumberland farms. la la la filling my tank...going to work...open car door. wait.  why won't my door open? what the? somehow in my infinate wisdom i locked m...
Posted by samantha on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 08:32:00 PST

overground, watch this space, i'm open to falling from grace.

Best1. Male friend: fucking mat or matt matt or alex or joe or allen or john or...shall i go on? i'm a boys girl. never did have the girl vibe. i seem to just piss most of them off. =)2. Fe...
Posted by samantha on Fri, 04 May 2007 06:26:00 PST

battle cry, wave goodbye, leave my demons in the dust.

i just had the most amazing weekend. my friend dan had a spectacular bluegrass birthday party and the waybacks played!!! if you don't know who they are check them out. run, go, hurry. i'll wait. la la...
Posted by samantha on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 08:54:00 PST

everybody's got something to hide except me and my monkey

You are The EmpressBeauty, happiness, pleasure, success, luxury, dissipation.The Empress is associated with Venus, the feminine planet, so it represents, beauty, charm, pleasure, luxury, and delight. ...
Posted by samantha on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 10:52:00 PST

don't you pretend you don't know what i'm talking about

Your Homicidal Rampage! by crash_and_burn Your name: Weapon of Choice: Bazooka Your Favorite Target: Europeans Your Kill Count: 1,634,800,667 Your Battle Cry: "Yo mama!" Years You Spend i...
Posted by samantha on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 11:34:00 PST

feel your inner souls vibration

IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)2. Put it on shuffle3. Press play4. For every question, type the song that's playin...
Posted by samantha on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 01:49:00 PST