I think it'd be cool to learn how to create mischief at more opportune times, and then harmony everywhere else. Through intense meditation, extreme cosmic manipulation, and massive guacamole consumption, I will soon generate answers to all the world’s problems, cure global apathy, expand universal consciousness awareness, and find something to eat in my bare cupboard.
Gandhi would be totally cool to know. The man was a master communicator with the masses, a rebel in his own right against the evils of imperial colonialism, and I'd be the first in line to buy front row tickets to see him if he ever stepped on the comeback trail.
And speaking of major comebacks, Mr. Christ should be peering 'round the old bend any time now, right? I mean could you imagine having Mahatma and Jesus, two amazing power hitters, batting in the middle of your lineup? You'd be scoring into eternity. Then after the game, maybe grab a couple camels, take the boys down to the Blistering Sands for a couple Pacificos and some pickled yack; debate the philosophical differences between the Pharisees, the Sadducees, and the Celestine Prophecies, and maybe the merits of torture versus mere love.
And then, with the middle of the lineup seemingly set, we'd bring in the speedy leadoff hitter. Someone with a reputation for getting on base and scoring big time. A personality with quick wrists and tremendous bat speed. I mean, has there ever been a sweeter table-setter, in this dimension or any other, than the amazing grace, Pamela Anderson?
Played the hardcore rocker since the sixties (Yes it’s true, I hung out with a lot of teens at my babysitter’s when I was four listening to the Beatles), tore up the seventies with heavy rock and Led Zeppelin, discovered alternative music, the Fabulous Poodles, and the Police in the eighties, and have been lost in jazz ever since. Especially smooth jazz like Diana Krall and Chris Botti. But when I have to, I can still slam my head to the likes of the Stones, U2, and Coldplay. But my favorite new band of all time is Myliye. Donny Fausner is an incredibly gifted musician and songwriter and his music just plain out makes you want to feel great––which is really not a bad thing.
I would like to know where the classic comedies filled with wit and intelligence like Young Frankenstein and Monty Python and the Holy Grail have gone? And will someone please explain to me why special effects, explosions, and violence have replaced drama as a genre on the big screen? Whether dramatic or comedic, there is nothing greater than sitting down (or standing up) to a well-told story; feeling the depth of character development; tasting the plot that drips therefrom. A well-told story makes you want to laugh and it makes you want to cry; movies like Chinatown, Star Wars, and Jaws. And if it's a little art that you hunger for with your movie experience, there’s still nothing like a Cassavetes film. It’s like in your face European filmmaking, which to me is the best kind of all. John’s classics like A Woman Under the Influence and The Killing of a Chinese Bookie are intense character portraits that make you squirm and then get up and use the restroom. John’s youngest daughter Zoe just released the well-reviewed Broken English. And if you haven’t seen her older brother Nick’s Alpha Dog yet, get out and rent it. From the opening credits, the movie is a nonstop roller-coaster ride. And it's a very cool movie. Very heavy, but very cool.
Got smart, kicked the mind numbing, brainwashing habit of the small screen decades ago. But I wouldn’t miss a Laker game if my life depended on it. And oftentimes it does. If there were any good movies on the tube - ever - that weren’t all edited to death or ruined by commercial saturation, I’d watch them – if they weren’t on too late.
There are so many books by so many great authors, yet so little time to mine the precious nuggets of truth that lie buried between the pages. Books are precious and mystical and if allowed to perform their magic can lead one to a path paved of gold and colored with enlightenment. Read the printed page. Taste the fruits of master story spinners like John Grisham. Catch the thrills as they leap from Dennis Lehane’s pages. Never, since I was a snot-nosed thirteen year old reading The Andromeda Strain, have I missed an opportunity for a scientific education by the master Michael Crichton. And if I could ever, possibly, in this lifetime or any other, construct a sentence one-tenth-of-one percent as well as Truman Capote, I would on that day wipe the tear from my one good eye and die knowing that I may at last call myself a writer – or something to that effect. And if you don’t have The Secret on book on tape in your car and aren’t listening to it every chance when stuck in smog and traffic, then you are probably missing a very important opportunity to improve the very nature of your existence. The Secret is like learning consciousness 101 all over again, only better. If it’s metaphysical growth and understanding of our multi-dimensional existence that you seek, the jewels this book provides must not be missed. But if your psychic destination is the nuts and bolts of personal reality, then you need to experience the Seth books by Jane Roberts and her other works which hold more wealth than any bank vault in this or any other dimension.
My mom because she brought me back to life when I was dead. And that wasn't easy.
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July 21, 2007 West Coast Author Premiere