I am 56% Asshole/Bitch.
.. I am abrasive, some people really hate me, but there may be a group of other tight knit assholes and bitches that I can hang out with and get me. Everybody else? Fuck ‘em. Take the
Asshole/Bitch Test
@ FualiDotCom Yeah your girl is extra tipsy
This is my twin...My Grandma....
Angie Apple Martini
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100% kinky
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Okay, so my homegirl Elle, from way back in my radio days, hits me up and says, "Angie you are such a fucking liar", and she hates my guts. So I am like, "what the hell"? So she goes on to say that I am a liar for telling people that I am big boned-ded. Okay, well I guess according to MySpace standards I am thicky thick, more to love...lol. So let me start off by saying I am a hot ass, thick, cute chick, about my business. I am a single mother, and when I say that I mean that, I have no baby daddy drama, and I'm not looking for anyone with babymama bullshit either. I have been told that I am a lil psychotic, and to an extent they are absolutley right.(knowing is half the battle) I am about handling business and excelling in life, and every aspect of it. I live here in Sac and to be honest with you it's not that bad, it's home. I enjoy my family and real friends, because they have seen what I have gone through and have stuck by me through health issues, life's intangiables, and a host of bitch ass niggas. All of my family are very succesful business men and women, and I hope to continue that legacy. I come from a good solid background, family is my foundation. My favorite food is Pizza(extra sauce), My favorite color is Green. My favorite movie is Scarface. I'm down to earth, and I like to laugh. I like to cook too, yes your girl doesn't miss a meal. I do have mood swings, but they are triggered by ignorant people. I have a pet peeve, liars. When people lie or cross me I have a tendency to get shall we say, crazy, and do some stupid shit, but then usually after about a week, I'm straight and act as if the problem never existed, I'm resiliant like that. I don't believe in fighting, because my mother says that I am cute, and it's ususally the ugly people that want to fight and try to fuck up the facial, and as Puffy said, "I am trying to preserve my sexy". I like sex, a lot. My homeboy calls me a Siren.(read up on that) He says that I am a Nymphomaniac, Oh say it ain't so...lol. I love music, and as a matter of fact I work with a company called Xclusive Entertainment. They have a lot of talent, and I love the enthusiamsm and profesionalism, watch out for the DVD, album and video shoot and tune in to The Bomb and KSFM where their songs are in heavy rotation. I am an Aquarious and this is what someone sent me - Aquarius is the unpredictable force of nature who wakens us to new possibilities. She is the brief inspiration of lightning, who surprises even herself with her sudden insights. The only sure thing about Aquarius is her independence and unpredictability. She is drawn to novelty like a magnet, and loves reaching out to touch every person or thing that fascinates with its newness. She is famous for her spontaneity. Your destiny is linked to the New Age of Aquarius. Your thoughts and ideas are very unusual and will help to change the world. Regardless of what profession you choose, your style will be very original and your ideas may be criticized for being non-traditional. You are interested in future-oriented inventions: space voyages, electronics, communication systems, etc. Your creativity allows you to excel in any artistic career you choose. If you have a tendency to write, it would probably be science fiction. You will travel a lot and feel fulfilled in places far away from your birthplace. Your powerful intuition will guide you to the success you are looking for. You can't tolerate working for others; you are extremely independent and will not submit to a time-table or a routine. If your job becomes restrictive, you will find another. I think this describes me and people that know me would agree I be on some other shit. Hmmm, let me think. I think that is about it. If you don't like it kiss my ass beeeeoooooches...LOL. Alright then hit me.Angie Apple Martini is mmm, mmm...
