Don't let my displayed age fool you, I am very young and tender. Let me describe myself as best I can; I was born on the date of July 2nd, 2005. I was cleaved from the side of my mothers corpse by a sterile electrical meat "saw". I now reside in a small butchery in Werribee. Don't get turned off by the gory description, as every birth is usually unsightly yet beautiful. My hobbies include basking in the sun with my protective HP Sauce applied. I also like to walk on coals (it isn't as hard as you'd think). I also like long walks on the beach and I'm told I have a genuine personality and awesome sense of humour. I'm just what the doctor ordered (unless you have cholesterol problems). I'm a Grade A companion and I hope to talk to you soon!
p.s. I want me in you. God I'm *so* hot right now.
Lame Salad
(adj) Lame salad is a complex adjective, often used incorrectly by those lacking the intelligence to comprehend such a term. Lame salad by definition, refers to something which is extremely lame, weak, sad, poor or otherwise, usually failing to achieve in very many aspects (or often, every aspect). Lame salad is a poorly tossed mix of uneven and very low quality ingedients (different characteristics or factors which suck excessively). When combined as a whole, the result is lame salad, which is not a good combination at all. Lame salad is most often associated with the following: total failure to achieve, complete incompetance in every aspect of life, absolute stupidity so rediculous you question wether or not its intentional or a joke, and a complete lack of care, direction or progress in a specific task.
"this happy meal is lame salad, why is the bun missing and why is there a pack of salt in my coke?"
"your mechanic did a lame salad job on my brakes, i cant even steer now and im stuck in reverse"
"you hear about that suicide on myspace? thats lame salad if I ever heard of such a thing"
"reality TV is lame salad"
shitty pics atm:
That's pretty much it.
I've been great, and you've been an even greater audience.