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jalopy

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships and Friends

About Me

people think i'm rad. but really i'm bad. and i don't like to pee on my little blue pad.

my house is made out of a barrel!

My Interests

the usual: food. squeaky toys. gnawing on arms. collecting stamps. knitting. playing ping pong and atari. long walks on the beach. crippled livestock.

i have a thing for bad boys with jaws of death.

i also go bonkers for hansel from zoolander.

I'd like to meet:

david duchovny.

Music:

wendy carlos. sceaming jay hawkins. the pogues. tina yothers. mariachi.

Movies:

beethoven. bram stoker's dracula. playing god. children of a lesser god. george a romero's masterpiece land of the dead. the vanilla suit. unleashed.

Television:

gem. v. rags to riches. summerland. trading spaces.

Books:

keeping your miniature pinscher pleased. the idiots guide to sketch comedy.

Heroes:

the fiddler on the hot tin roof. the freaky chimneysweeps. ellen mcclellan. the brothers grimm. killers for hire. jacky chan.

My Blog

this makes me bark with laughter, poor little fools.


Posted by jalopy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST