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stefish

Little gold Von Mutton holds my spare thoughts. And pennies. And Cheetos. I don't like Cheetos. Nor

About Me

There is a formation on my face and it's called a nose.

I like that the meaning of life is to rock and to know what love is.

I don't like tans, feet, mayonnaise and raw onions.

I like it when Kip Dynamite sings.

I like to bake. I don't like to be precise while following a recipe.

I like the pinging sonar sound on submarines. I want to go to Russia.

I am particularily fond of the suffix "polis".

I like going to tea.

My favouritest thing EVER is seeing Nick Cave live. There is nothing else in this world like it, it's unimaginable... like I've said to Nicole, it's like having your soul jump out of your body, go up on stage, morph into a rather forceful, reedy man and then sing back at you while you stand there shaking and mesmerized.

Ice cream cones in the blustery winter are the best.

Circus freaks and sideshows are very good too.

I'd like to witness a demon fetal harvest.

I love my friend Ben. He's a good one and I hope he knows it.

Lately, I'd like to have for my usual mode of transport, a flying tomato looking vehicle. I'd sit inside it and press lots of buttons and zip my tomato all over the place. People would know where I'd been because there would be little wet tomato seeds coming out of the exhaust shoot. Sometimes I think I should just settle for little tomato coloured Isetta, but a flying tomato would just be better.

My Interests

Nothing can beat a brilliant Russian novel.. except Harry Potter.

I like Attila the Hun and animal cosmonauts.

I adore road trips and buying bizarre goods along the way. I like eating next to dinosaurs.

I like 50's atomic sci-fi stuff.. like robots, rockets, sea monsters.

I might become a private detective.

I like to make things and be creative.

I like the duct tape purse Bridget made me, it's rad.

I very much like old maps.

I'm addicted to stationary. Especially letter press.

Mondays with Beth. St. Petersburg nights.

I'd like to meet:

I like narcissists. Having said that, I'm not in the mood to meet anybody. However, if you happen to be a gillman, I'll make an exception.

I'd like to meet Gogol's overcoat.

The sooner I meet my future Gold Wing, the better.

Music:

Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds

Woven Hand

Sixteen Horsepower

Throw Rag

Tom Waits

Demented Are Go

Scott H. Biram

The Pogues

The Misfits

Bob Dylan

Leonard Cohen

Cranes

early Metallica

Sex Gang Children

Gogol Bordello

and then even more Nick Cave

Movies:

Kind Hearts and Coronets

The Lost Boys

Bubba Ho-Tep

The Goonies

Incident At Loch Ness

Television:

The X-Files

Freaks and Geeks

Dr. Who

The Amazing Race

Reno 911!

and my very favouritest TV show OF ALL TIME!!! -- Mystery Science Theatre 3000!!

The Fiona episodes of So Weird

I get frightfully addicted to the Travel Channel, Discovery Channel, History Channel and Sci-Fi Channel which is why I don't allow myself to have cable.

Books:

Yay books!

Vladimir Nabokov

Nikolai Gogol

Mikhail Bulgakov

Shirley Jackson

Albert Camus

Leonard Cohen

Fyodor Sologub

David Hewson

Anna Akhmatova

Anne Bronte

Jack Prelutsky

'A Girl Named Zippy' !!

and of course, Edward Gorey

I'm a sucker for coffee table books. About nearly anything.

Heroes:

My Blog

todays list.

Of things that make me happy.- Mini fruit tarts from Lark- Aspiring male models- Overdosing on Nick Cave and then listening to even more- Working with Casey all day- Sad Chris Isaak songs- Banishing s...
Posted by stefish on Fri, 02 May 2008 10:29:00 PST

best. poem. ever. written by me.

Oooh,Oooh,Oooh,Nick - I love you.
Posted by stefish on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 06:26:00 PST

turn cap to remove protective covering.

It's the 9th hour of my 11 hour work day and I'm come to the end of my productiveness for the day. So I will tell you about working in a lingerie store. No matter what lengths we go to to ensure tha...
Posted by stefish on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 06:54:00 PST

period speaking.

It’s weird when being young is a memory and a feeling.
Posted by stefish on Sun, 16 Mar 2008 12:30:00 PST

right now stuff. and one yesterday thing.

Right now I'm being a slacker. While Cathy is on the phone with some tech fella, trying to fix our sonos system. I am also quite quite hungry. BUT! Very soon Sarah will be back with Allegria! She...
Posted by stefish on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 02:06:00 PST

ooooh.

I would like to have this dress please.
Posted by stefish on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 11:08:00 PST

and it said.

"I smiled at his boot and it smiled back at me." Or something like that. And that's not the only reason I'm in love with this book.
Posted by stefish on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 03:35:00 PST

thigh wisdom.

Cupcakes are better than diets.
Posted by stefish on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 01:03:00 PST

ballad of the squeaky chair.

Shut up!
Posted by stefish on Fri, 28 Dec 2007 10:19:00 PST

okay then.

I had a teeny bit of champagne and now my fingers, arms and tongue don't work.To add to that, my nose is talking to me in a language I can't understand.
Posted by stefish on Sun, 23 Dec 2007 05:54:00 PST