Chip

Definition of Bravery: True bravery is arriving home stinking drunk after a very late night out with the boys... Then being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and still having the guts to ask: "Are you cleaning, or were you flying somewhere?"

Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in one pretty and well preserved piece, but to skid across the line broadside, thoroughly used up, worn out, leaking oil, and shouting....GERONIMO!!
When I die I want to go peacefully and in my sleep, like my grandfather..... not like the screaming passengers on his bus!

I love to go down to the schoolyard and watch all the little children jump up and down and run around yelling and screaming.... They don't know I'm only using blanks.

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