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About Me

There is lots to know about me. Lots of people look at me and think of me differently. Some can see through my disguise, some think negative, some have no idea. I do what I do because it makes me feel good, keeps me going. I am not some kid going through some phase. This is me whether you like it or not. There is no stupid dramatic story for the reason I am the way I am, unless I felt like sharing that with you. Go ahead and judge me. I can be somebody you'll never talk to, somebody that you will just pass by and never know it was me, somebody that you can share silence with, somebody that inspires you, somebody you look up to, somebody you dislike for no true reason, somebody you want to get to know but are too shy to inform me, somebody that will forever be in your life, or somebody that will spend the rest of their life with you. Beyond these stupid words, you can get an idea on the way I think and see things in life. If you don't have a clue on why I have the screen name I have for my Myspace, its quite obvious if you visit my page and see/read everything(deleted most info though). Asians are delicious, but I'm no man-whore. Now, lets end this lil' update here. "Its beauty that captures the attention; personality that captures the heart" " I would rather have a mind opened by wonder then closed by belief." "One's first step in wisdom is to question everything and one's last is to come to terms with everything." "Usually when people are sad, they don't do anything. They just cry over their condition. But when they get angry, they bring about a change." "The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong."Used to have a lot of stuff here. Not like it mattered.Not like others, nope nope nope. But here is some things about me people might consider my negative side and flaws...I see myself above most people I have been considered, "An ass" by plenty of people I don't smoke and never have and don't plan to...SO WHAT Most likely, I think you're a whore I enjoy making crude offensive jokes I'm a hairy ass mofo I'm also cheap ...but I'd spend money on good food ...I'm not into partys and clubbin and that type of shit I walk around for fun....who does that? I am a "weirdo" so watch out...oooooo lol I might not give a shit I keep to myself a lot and a bunch of other stupid shit....but I'm a good person...at least I like to think so :^)#

My Interests

Hello, I love to put Honey on vaginas and enjoyably eat them and then use my goatee to tickle them. Just kidding.....I'm basically a geeky kid in a sexy disguise. I enjoy spending hours on the computer and playing video games. I'm good at drawing, for someone that doesn't really practice. I enjoy writing(stories and stuff) sometimes and its sort of a hidden talent. Love art! I loved coloring since I was little and always had a thing for art. Whether its pictures, drawings, paintings, street art/graffiti, I love it. I have both my eyes open and even though I wear glasses, I can see the truth and reality for what it is. Love that revolutionary and truth knowing mindset. I love to watch boxing and basketball. Those are the best sports, ever! I love eating candy. Peanut M&M's, Twix, Gummy Bears, Fruit Snacks Skittles, Now&Laters and Nerds are my favorites. I love to watch flash videos online. I have a thing for Asian girls, tom-boys, rocker girls, and smart/wise women. Greasers are pretty cute, as well and if a woman is into real hip-hop and has an open mind, that is a plus. If she can make her own clothes and is creative, that is also a plus. I love to listen to people who have knowledge to offer. I love quotes and I know so many that I don't think I can remember them all. For some reason, I think women wearing sweats is sexy and love it when they have on hoodies, as well. :) One of the best things is when a girl can look sexy without makeupI have a big interest in Asian culture as well as Hispanic history, since its not even taught in schools. I'm a lonely and single piece of shit(just kidding) man, who is in search of that person that can make him happy. Where you at sucka'?!!?!? lol I think I'm probably meant for an Asian women that is a year or two older than me. I'd consider an older woman, as long as she deserves this triple og ...jaykay....I mean..I'm serious...two years or thre...maybe even four older than me...is ooooook :D ..I'm lame. I appear to be all good and stuff outside, but inside my head runs endless of thoughts that never stop running. Not even in my sleep. I sleep thinking hard, and I wake up thinking hard. One thing I can't do is stop thinking. I wonder a lot. I wonder what other people wonder a lot and what is running through there heads. Sometimes, I update this when I think of certain people and want them to read this, that is why I have lots of info here. Something for everyone to read. Hopefully, if you have read all of this, I'll just say that I'd type everything on the right side of my page, but people tend to be lazy and not read shit so, I decided to make it into a list. Hope you're reading this and thanks for taking the time to know a bit about me.My dislikes would be; liars, people that say they dislike liars when they lie a lot, whores, ignorance, people that think they're grown when they aren't, bullies, people that get offended to easily, people that can't face the truth, wannabes, high maintenance people, people that are too nosy, when people take too much of your space, when only frustration is the cause of your actions, "getting hyphy"..blah, blah, blah. Won't continue because it could be a loooong list lol. Don't forget to check my blogs. :) I hope to one day become successful in life, but yet many people take that word and don't know what it means. Most mistake it for having a good job and lots of money, when its really about being happy and content with your life. I won't have to be rich making a lot of money with nice cars and all. Hell, I'd be happy in a one story house with a wife and knowing that she would never do me wrong and knowing that we can obtain that success by having a steady life while still doing the things that I love like having buttseckz with her and making art stuff and having her make me sammiches en shit JK lol.
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I'd like to meet:

Don't request if you just add people just to add them. Don't be someone from 398435578957450 miles away. Don't be no slut. Writers(no fakes) Asian wifey Smart, wise people, I use this to keep contact with friends, mostly. "Then she shows you her flowers with tender lipped beauty that makes your tongue ache for the savory scent of her taste and the feel of her hips shake as your lips make her quiver before the final eruption of her staisfaction"-some random pervert

Music:

90's Underground hip-hop/rap Oldies A few Spanish songs. Instrumental I love real music. None of that jewelry, brainwashing, degrading to women garbage.

Movies:

Kill Bill Vol.1, Kill Bill Vol.2, The Last Samurai, Pulp Fiction, Don't Be A Menace, Jackie Brown, Rocky III, Rocky IV, The City of God, Carlito's Way "That's when you know you found somebody special. When you can just shut the fuck up for a minute, and comfortably share silence" -Mia Wallace, Pulp Fiction

Television:

.. NBA basketball mostly. Go Rockets!!! I like to watch educational things such as the National Geographics Channel, Animal Planet, etc. Court T.V., too.

Books:

The Dictionary (No lie) "Romance of the Three Kingdoms." "Lust for Life" "He worked because he had to, because it kept him from suffering too much mentally, because it distracted his mind. He could do without a wife, a home, and children, he could do without security, comfort, and food; he could even do without God. But he could not do without something which was greater than himself, which was his life -- the power and ability to create." -"Lust for Life" pg378Some blogs of mine You're a whore if... You are cool enough, now..;)6/7/08

Heroes:

NOBODY! FUCK EVERYONE!

My Blog

Reality..

Stop dreaming, stop hoping, stop caring, stop loving, stop thinking, stop thinking so hard, because god likes to tease. Stop being a lame ass that thinks about good things and other positive thi...
Posted by Asian Eater on Fri, 11 Jul 2008 07:27:00 PST

Seeking for greatness

I hate when I'm stuck thinking about this. It happens too often, but I always hate myself for not being great at anything. I always wish I was real good at something....sometiems I wonder if its low s...
Posted by Asian Eater on Fri, 04 Jul 2008 05:50:00 PST

I hate happy people....

but sometimes, I can't help but smile for someone when I see that they are fully happy in life and seems like they deserve to be. But, what do I know? Have they hurt anyone in the past? Have they done...
Posted by Asian Eater on Thu, 26 Jun 2008 09:13:00 PST

Slut

When you are sooo "sad" because you are broken up and three weeks later on somebody else's nuts talkin' bout how "they make you feel special"   But ....I have many opportunities that I can take....
Posted by Asian Eater on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 08:54:00 PST

I had this creepy ass dream

I heard some noise in the front and it sort of sounded like someone was trying to find some way in the house. They are banging all hard and shit. I get out of my bed, and I go to the living room, and ...
Posted by Asian Eater on Thu, 19 Jun 2008 08:51:00 PST

And so I get a call...

...from someone I haven't heard of in a long time nor have seen. As I heard that voice, it reminded me of what I learned to accept and live without. It felt sort of unexpected. We talked for a bit abo...
Posted by Asian Eater on Sun, 15 Jun 2008 12:43:00 PST

Standing on the train tracks

And so I waited there for her arrival...she appeared before my eyes, so innocent, so beautiful. Perfectly made for me.   I am still waiting for that day.   ...
Posted by Asian Eater on Sat, 24 May 2008 07:41:00 PST

Yesterday Morning

I woke up feelign the same and thinking real hard. The night before I hated so bad and felt miserable. I felt stupid and unwanted and I fell asleep so stressed and depressed. I woke up feelign like sh...
Posted by Asian Eater on Sat, 10 May 2008 07:33:00 PST

You dumb bitch

I knew it wouldn't last. Kind of wished it did, just so I would have to re-think my "you slut" comments but looks like no. Just another dick in you and it looks like happiness for me is close...well s...
Posted by Asian Eater on Sat, 03 May 2008 12:13:00 PST

I feel kinda empty inside

..and its not food...well I am craving something to eat. :)   Anyways...I know what it is. I just need two things....I can't think of anything else to say
Posted by Asian Eater on Thu, 01 May 2008 04:28:00 PST