I'm Christopher. I'm carefully reckless. I have nice teeth. I have nice shoes. I get along with my mom. I love being Irish. I'm legally blind, but I wear contacts.I wear sandals every day... seriously.I won't ever comment your pictures ESPECIALLY if you ask me to.I'm 19. I go to Luzerne County Community College and I'm damn proud of it. I am a Whitewater Rafting River Guide for Whitewater Challengers in White Haven, Pennsylvania... Although, I suck at kayaking. I'm working on it.College is tolerable.I love elephants.I like how hair looks underwater.I don't drive a 4-door sedan. No, I drive the original 4DSC: 4-Door Sports Car... I love Maxima.Boycott the production of fur products.I probably value a single animal's life more than the lives of most living humans.I go to a gay club every friday night called Twist. Judge me for it. I'm not gay, but sometimes I wish i was.I am dating Calyssa Jade Parlante.Christopher hates:
People who fucking accuse me of being a bad driver. Fast driving does not automatically equal bad driving.
SwimmingExxon-MobilCurious George BushHummersThe YankeesGeneral MotorsNickelback, Eminem, Linkin Park, Valencia, Fall Out Boy, Bob Dylan, Justin Timberlake, 50 Cent, Any rap after 1993, Most modern music... I know there's much more. I'll add them later.Way more people than he shouldPeople that dress outside their size rangeiPodsPosersPeople who think they're hot sh!tTanning BedsPeople who go tanningIdiot girls that place the playboy bunny sticker on their bodies before going tanningTim Burton's obsession with Johnny DeppFrat partiesPerfumeSnobby, rich peopleSnobby, rich people's childrenBananasPeople who threaten to fight meThe phrases "Where you at", "Chillax", "Git 'R Done", and "Sup"People who try to be funny, but obviously aren'tMyspace Bulletin whoresChuck Norris jokes (so fucking retarded)Large citiesUggsPeople who play dumbMake-upPeople who quote lines in a movie as we're watching itNoise in generalIronically, hatersHigh school kids with a FacebookPeople who brag about getting trashed 24/7MaterialismPeople who name their own carsDramaInsanely slow drivingCockinessPeople who repeat funny things a second time thinking it'll be funny hearing it againPenn StateAmerican-made cars OTHER than FordShirtless Myspace picturesProbably the music you listen toDane CookRyan P. GlennPretty much all girlsBAGH!!!
