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Amanda

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me


I'm fat and my Mom says I have a mouth of a |!| sailor |!| ! I live by the rule of the three F's . If you dont Finance me, Fu@k me or Feed me, then I DONT care what you think of me! I'm fiesty / sassy and oh-so playful! I am an open minded , outspoken, opinionated, blunt [ Fu@k sugar-coating $HIT ] humorous,stubborn, intelligent , articulate, curious, talented, witty, sarcastic, impatient, stubborn, loud. thoughtful & thoughtless. complex, expressive. procrastinatin indiviual with the attention span of a fruit fly! i..m goofy as hell! love to ..: LAUGH / SMILE :.. usually quite easy to induce! ;) lol

...GOD IS GOOD!!!

tired of gettin asked about MEN ...so i decided to put it on my page!!! i dont give a damn about looks...granted i have to have a physical attraction 2 u...whatever it happens to be! need me a man with a good personality n mentality! has goals n ambition , great sense of humour , open minded, honest n trustworthy, nice teeth, does NOT smoke cigarettes! Responsible , Intelligent, able to communicate well with me and takes care of himself! So, there's the basics...enjoy! ;)


I am a hopeless romantic and love the CHIVALRY from a man. I watch every episode of Law & Order and CSI. { SASSY } I get a sick pleasure out of knowing I irritate people, simply because they..re blind and have low Iqs! ;) blessed with a mind & tongue sharp as nails. I live my life according to MY own terms. I never apologize for being ME! ! I'm very GOAL oriented...learnin N growin from the struggles of life every day! I go with the flow. Dont go off of false- hopes n dreams! Its REAL deal...or nothin @ all!!!

The simplest of things in life bring me the greatest and most complex pleasures. I am in fact, a girl who loves her family n friends I love food and refuse to yo-yo diet! I?m a butterball! whose mode of transportation could be rolling down the streets and sidewalks! Watch out now!?! Lol I am a big ol CORN BALL I prefer to be a first-rate version of ME instead of a second-rate version of the next b*tch! I can APPRECIATE honest n genuine people.[ FAKE / LIARS ] I dont do! No time for GAMES or BS! I will make you look stupid If I catch you slippin up! so watch it! ;) I can..t wait to move up outta WASHINGTON. Im not sure where I wanna go yet! |?| Texas |?| So--yeah. My thought processes tend to make no sense! HAHA have fun!
MYSPACE IS STRICTLY FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY!!!

MYSPACE IS STRICTLY FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY!!!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

.. Folks with GOALS and AMBITION Folks that love life....SMILE//laugh and have fun in general!!!It's always good to shake a hand and meet a FRIEND! ;)

My Blog

Men's Room Behaviour

Men's Room Behaviour (You may expect to find one or more of the following behaviors in a men's room at any time) EXCITABLE: shorts half twisted around, cannot find hole, rips shorts. SOCIABLE: join...
Posted by Amanda on Sun, 01 Jan 2006 04:31:00 PST

friends are like....


Posted by Amanda on Mon, 26 Dec 2005 11:34:00 PST

CONDOMS

Condoms Nike Condoms: Just do it! Toyota Condoms: Oh What a Feeling! McDonalds Condoms: Mac Your Day! Australian Gold Lotto Condoms: Wouldn't it be Nice! Coca Cola Condoms: Enjoy! Diet Pepsi Condoms...
Posted by Amanda on Wed, 09 Nov 2005 01:20:00 PST

Random Facts

..:Random Facts:.. 001 Goofs around waaaaaaaaaay too much! 002 HATES liars&(ima bad liar) 003 Is a shop-o-holic. 004 Dances EVERYWHERE 005 Likes all things pink. 006 Is religious, believes in a God....
Posted by Amanda on Thu, 29 Sep 2005 11:41:00 PST

MEN Are Like...

Men Are Like... ... Bank Accounts. Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest. ... Blenders. You need one, but you're not quite sure why. ... Chocolate Bars. Sweet, smooth, and they ...
Posted by Amanda on Thu, 29 Sep 2005 11:37:00 PST