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ZONTA

I juggle in my mind ................ ...............oops!

About Me

a fan of the arts, especailly the nude part. i would like to apologize to the National Association of the Advancement of Colored People, for reffering to its members as "colored people." i also enjoying laughing and funny things on the internet because a day without sunshine, is like night! MyGen Profile Generator

My Interests

Long walks on th... er, ah, HARDCORE DRUGS AND SEX!!! yeah ! ROCK AND ROLL BABY!!! i also like boobs and a glass of butter milk.

I'd like to meet:

Myself 20 years from now, Steve Martin, Myself 20 years ago, Mr. Clean, The President of Space, Jebus, The Who (whom ever is left by the time I get to meet them (him)), the guy who invented the plastic water bottle, the Griffin's and the muffin man, do you know him?

Music:

when softcore porn meets a sears ad...

Video and Code Provided by BoFunk.com...satisfaction

Movies:

i am down for pretty much anything. funny movies are more my forte, but er no. thats all i like. LA Story, The Emperor's New Groove, Harold and Kumar, This is Spinal Tap, Dead Men Don't Wear Plad, (the list goes on and on) and of course Zoolander. (you can't see it but i am doing blue steel!) occasionally i do enjoy a timeless classic such as The Jerk, American Graffiti, Animal House and Deep Throat.

Television:

Kill you TV! Then repair it so I can watch The Family Guy and The Simpson's, then kill it again.

Books:

ah yes of course, the lost art. currently reading The odyssey it's was a good one. so was Frankenstein (it's pronounced Frankenstein), See Spot Run and Shopgirl and anything by Hunter S. Thompson or Steve Martin.

My Blog

not easy being a pac-man ghost

bouncing around with my friends sitting next to a huge cherry i decided to go to the store, alone dangerous i know, but we can only leave one at a time i tripped over a dotted line as i crossed the...
Posted by ZONTA on Thu, 10 Nov 2005 06:45:00 PST

thats right, i'm goddamned listless

sorry to anyone that i do not respond to. i do not chat often on myspace or with mental brain waves. that is all. ...
Posted by ZONTA on Thu, 29 Sep 2005 04:59:00 PST