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Lemps

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

For a middle-aged white woman, I seem to have a lot of facial hair.I like orange.I CAN SPELL, BUT I CAN'T TYPE!!!! My hands are too little, I think.

My Interests

Running, dog cuddling, camping (though I don't like it so much at the moment), hiking, making and drinking beer, eating delicious food, reading literature and raising hell.

I'd like to meet:

Like a dumb puppy, I pretty much like anyone. But I myself do not have universal appeal. I need friends with patience who don't mind constant stream of conciousness prattling.

Music:

Wilco, Ryan Adams, ACDC, Franz Ferdinand, Amy Winehouse, classical

Movies:



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http://www.myheritage.com
ones with a twist. The Usual Suspects is one of my favorites. And also The Spanish Prisoner. That sort of deal...

Television:

I have no TV now. That sucks.

Books:

I love reading. I like fiction best-- it's a better and more complete escape than TV. I also like Vanity Fair and the Economist for simple toilet reading.

Heroes:

I am a huge fan of Thomas Jefferson (I kind of look like him, don't you think?).

My Blog

The Greatest Loser (or the Greatest Cheater)

Alternate titles How I fucked my metabolism and became a whale. or... Flashback to May of 2006, Escondido, California. Lempi and her pal Baby Huey are out running with the Hash House Harriers.  T...
Posted by Lemps on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 05:12:00 PST

Wrangler Jeans-- the perfect gift--

In other news, Lillian Williamson and Marilyn Duperre recently were seen shopping for dinner-plate sized belt buckles in the Dallas Fort-Worth airport, surrounded by nearly half a dozen freakishly whi...
Posted by Lemps on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 11:02:00 PST