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About Me

Allow myself to .....introduce myself. My name is Zack. I'm taking this opportunity to say hello, strut my stuff, and hopefully make you aware your life was meaningless without me. You NEED ME DAMMIT (you guys spend way too much time looking for profiles). Here are just a few ( there ARE more BTW! ) of the reasons why you must love me.

My Playboy Profile:
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Great attitude and personality Excellent cook Never "CONVICTED" of a felony Not unpleasant to look at. The following words or phrases "kick ass", "where my bitches at?",or "Tommy Lee" are NEVER USED in my vocab. Love looking for trouble even in unnecessary places.
ATTENTION MODELING AGENCIES: I'm single, maybe you can help me realize my dream of hooking up with a Supermodel with a Ph. D. I'm sure you could find something for me to do. Throw me a bone here why don't ya? I'M A PRETTY MAN!

Zack
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My Blog

What's on my mind now....

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Three Words

Some of the most significant messages people deliver to one another often come in just three words. When spoken or conveyed, those statements have the power to forge new friendships, deepen old ones a...
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Dara, adakah ia penting....

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1. Watch the sunset together. 2. Take showers together. 3. Back rubs/massages. 4. Listen to classical music and cuddle in the dark or w/ blacklight. 5. French Kiss. 6. Hold her w/ hands inside the bac...
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Events

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