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Rogue Monkey

Harbinger of the Zombie Holocaust

About Me

ask....

My Interests

some

I'd like to meet:

any

Music:

all

Movies:

all

Television:

Don't have one

Books:

I buy a new book every time I fly.

My Blog

WTF?

The short of it:I stopped for a Mcbreakfast this morning and I wanted to reach accross the counter and grab the kid by the ear (like granny used to) and tell him "Pick up your pants!  Tuck in you...
Posted by Rogue Monkey on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 02:52:00 PST

I'm gonna be tired...

After having little to no work for the last couple of months and barely scraping by I've now managed to get myself booked solid for the next month and a half.  Woohoo!  It's the "Crazy as I ...
Posted by Rogue Monkey on Sat, 12 May 2007 04:38:00 PST

This year is not looking so good

We're only 4 1/2 months into the year and I've already injured myself more than I have in the last 4 1/2 years.Most recently:Two weeks ago I was working on a soapstone carving and slipped and cut my l...
Posted by Rogue Monkey on Thu, 10 May 2007 06:30:00 PST

Repaving Memory Lane V.2

The crap we keeep?FireworksAmmunition to guns I don't ownbad poetry I don't remember writingtoysnick-nacksstolen street signswhy do I have so many spools of thread?Spark plugs to a car I blew up seven...
Posted by Rogue Monkey on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 12:52:00 PST

paving over memory lane

I've been doing some spring cleaning here and spent the day going through a box of old photos.  Most of them I kept displayed on a cork board somewhere in the house.  Since I haven't really ...
Posted by Rogue Monkey on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 06:23:00 PST

Things that currently suck v2.0

I got a rant in me somewhere, I'm just too pissed off to be able to focus on writing a story about it.Mostly it's about:Uncle Crispythe septic systemschedulestimingdelaysuseless people in generalbugsm...
Posted by Rogue Monkey on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 04:42:00 PST

monster name

Your Monster ProfileOmega DictatorYou Feast On: OlivesYou Lurk Around In: Shopping MallsYou Especially Like to Torment: British PeopleWhat's Your Monster Name?...
Posted by Rogue Monkey on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 07:50:00 PST

Idle tools

I haven't really had much work in the last 4 1/2 months a couple of gigs as a hand and I've built a couple of sets for MTC, those are not the idle tools.  I haven't had any calls for management s...
Posted by Rogue Monkey on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 06:18:00 PST

a face for radio.....or a horror movie

While I was working today out in the sunshine behind the theatre in Mendocino a young woman approached me and asked if she could take my picture.  Confused, I asked her why?  She's working f...
Posted by Rogue Monkey on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 06:56:00 PST

You know what?

If you watch all four Tremors movies back to back..........they still suck.  Why do I know this?  Cause I have.  Even worse, I own all four of them.  Why?  Because I wanted th...
Posted by Rogue Monkey on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 11:21:00 PST