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AlienLazer

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About Me

If you wish to add me, please send my ass a message along with your request.. if not.. I'll just deny you or you might get a message with more than you bargained for.

Know that I am not just a fucking number, so expect to be ravished.

Feel free to say whatever you think of me because I'm not a bit scared to tell you, and I don't delete people just because they have an opinion. I love debating/arguing with idiots anyway. (;p)

****For more INFO about me, look around my profile or feel free to ask any questions.****

My Interests


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I'd like to meet:

The monkey that lives deep inside your ass because I'm pretty sure it's tired of eating nothing but shit; and if I gave it a cookie, it would be my best friend for life.

Music:


I love variety!
I like about anything.

Remakes of crappy songs that make fun of shit are always fun.

I do not like RNB or Cristian music,
and I can only stand an extremely small amount of Country and Rap music.

These links I made are in no real particular order, and they are also NOT the only bands I like.

Atheist Bands..
RATIO

Sowers Of Dischord

"Fucking Metal Baby!!!"

WE ARE THE PLAGUE

VANITY

MARY MAGDALAN

THE SOFT PARADE

BIKINI KILL

Better known Metal/Rock groups that I enjoy are...

DOPE
Drummer Angel's side project..
Team Cybergeist

DISTURBED

CRADLE OF FILTH

ROB ZOMBIE

SLIPKNOT
Singer Corey (8) also in..
STONE SOUR
...
Drummer Joey (1) also in..
MURDERDOLLS
In that band is..
Wednesday 13
..who supports..
Frankenstein Drag Queens From Planet 13

Some other shit I like to listen to..

H.I.M.

MARILYN MANSON

JACK OFF JILL
Jessika now in..
SCARLING

J.STAR

M.S.I.

GODHEAD

ADAM ABSINTHE

MCR

GARBAGE

30 SECONDS TO MARS

ICP

JJ SoSik

ANDREW W.K.

Some non-english bands I enjoy are...

MEGAHERZ

RAMMSTEIN

Guitarrista Introspeccion
César Eduardo Restrepo

Movies:


View my movie profile...

HORROR:
Vampires.
Zombies.
N Psychos.
with gallons of BLOOD and sickening GORE!!!

COMEDY:
Unrated N Uncut

ACTION.
ADVENTURE.
N FANTASY:
Heros from comics

Almost anything Animated is great.

Classics rock too!

ALL Movies must progress at a quick pace...
or they're dubbed boring.

Television:


ANIME-Fantasy:
Pervishly Funny.
Beautiful Love Story.
Great Characters N Plot.

CARTOONS:
I like 'em.

"Buffy: Vampire Slayer"

"Mind of Mencia" :D

Books:


Check out..
MY shelfari.com profile !

Fantasy.
Fiction.
Thriller.
Paranormal Romance.

I like to get into a good series.

..and the Dictionary is a great help.

This is also interesting..
EdWORLD Comics

Heroes:


Huh? I don't have any.

The people in my childhood sucked balls, and you're fucking nuts if you think I'd look up to anyone I saw on TV.

Heroes are for the weak at heart and weak minded.

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My Blog

BSL: a responsible owners nightmare..

Watch other related BSL vidoes on YouTube.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBus4GGsyb4&feature=relat ed *************************************** Breed-specific legislation (BSL) is desig...
Posted by AlienLazer on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 05:49:00 PST

Fuck The Soldiers

No, I was not nor cared to ever be in that group, but I tried to look up the group.. and it was gone.  MySpace headcourters actually deleted it after the petition I copy/pasted at the bottom of t...
Posted by AlienLazer on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 07:08:00 PST

Fuck tieing loose ends!

People die young all the time, but you don't see them getting thier ass sucked up to right before they are killed.  Why does everyone feel they have to kiss ass to the old and supposibly dieing a...
Posted by AlienLazer on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 05:18:00 PST

I speak of sin.. (includes a nice abortion video)

You'd have to live in a cave to be the perfect little Christian that "god" wants you to be. Seriously, there is no getting around "sin", so what is the point in asking for forgiveness to someone who ...
Posted by AlienLazer on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 07:19:00 PST

An Afterlife?

Why does there even have to be life after death?What's the big deal?  I mean, shouldn't people just be happy and make the most outta the life they have? I think that if there was life after death...
Posted by AlienLazer on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 11:10:00 PST

Omega lyrics, just because I <3 them. (O.~)

  Omega: What a skeletal wreck of man this is.Translucent flesh and feeble bones,The kind of temple where the whores and villianstry to tempt the holistic tomes.Running rampant with free thought ...
Posted by AlienLazer on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 08:27:00 PST

Poetic movie.. "Legend"

"I am the lord of darkness.I require the solace of the shadows..and the dark of the night.Sunshine is my destroyer." "Is your heart black and full of hate?Black as midnight,black as pitch,blacker than...
Posted by AlienLazer on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 11:45:00 PST

I <3 Dicks!

PENIS! This game was bulletined, but I liked it so much that I had to put it up in my blog for keeps.   Feel free to comment or add however many more you wish! Take the name of a TV show and...
Posted by AlienLazer on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 11:57:00 PST

I never knew I had a dog, but...

Here's some reason's why this is true...and if anyone thinks of any more reasons, feel free to add them on in your reply. 1) They like to hump everyone.2) They are potty-trained, but will pee anywher...
Posted by AlienLazer on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 04:14:00 PST

FACT... I’m a ’dee dee dee’.

A few days ago Jon and I were driving around and something was said that of course brought out the blonde in me, so he made a comment that I'll still be a "dee dee dee" for at least 30 more years.&nbs...
Posted by AlienLazer on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 11:31:00 PST