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Britty is Famous by Association

All Killer, No Filler.

About Me

The Britty --
[noun]:
A human transformer (Robot in disguise)
'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com
*I am Brittney. I completely adore anyone that can make me laugh, especially when it's awkward and not at all on purpose. I change my mind all the time about furthering my education. I am a voracious reader. I am incapable of using scissors correctly. I am so in love with my mom, dad, and older brother that it borders on worship. I enjoy dressing my puppy in better clothes than I will ever wear. I have a gaggle of amazing friends who constantly teach me about life and love me without condition. I am living out my dreams, and I couldn't ask for anything more than that.
*I write record reviews and interview artists for "Monitor This" magazine which can be found in your local independent record store. You should check it out!*
*warm fuzzies:
*my job
*screened in porches on rainy days
*listening to music
*writing checks
*coffee houses
*used book stores
*ball point pens
*the smell of warm dryer sheets
*mockumentaries
*flav-o-ice
*3 a.m. phone calls from my brother
*flannel pajama pants
*summer
*traveling
*puppy paws
*four door cars
*flip-flops
*hoodies
*tattoo's
*cleaning out my ears
*orange soda
*quoting movies
*dental hygiene
*mint gum
*breakfast for dinner
*reading the "ask amy" column
*swimming
*medicated chap stick
*purse shopping
*vinyl
*bonfires
*romantic comedies
*stand up comedy
*cereal
*painting my toenails
*my snazzy new 50 year old kitchen table
*coloring
*just not that into:
*uggs
*really cold weather
*people who wear "grillz"
*plaque and tartar
*mini gherkins a.k.a. not really pickles
*mandarin oranges in salads
*anyone who says "conversate"
*anyone who uses air quotes incorrectly
*people who use their speakerphone in public places
*malt vinegar
*b.o.
*b.y.o.b.
*slow drivers
*grape soda
*cats
*having my eyebrows waxed
*banana flavored food
*two door cars
*scratched cd's and dvd's
*women who remove payment from their bra.
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My Interests

*a hot cup of chai tea
*cooking
*watching movies
*singing to my puppy
*reading
*people who don't enunciate
*writing movie scripts
*good concerts
*dog clothes
*singing to customers

I'd like to meet:

John Clayton Mayer

Music:

*alanis morisette
*anberlin
*arcade fire
*black keys
*blondie
*blue merle
*bob marley
*brandi carlile
*brian mcknight
*chris thile
*citizen cope
*coldplay
*common
*counting crows
*damien rice
*death from above 1979
*decemberists
*eagles
*elton john
*feist
*five for fighting
*flaming lips
*foo fighters
*fray
*head automatica
*imogen heap
*india arie
*james taylor
*jason upton
*jeff buckley
*jet
*jewel
*jimi hendrix
*joan jett
*john butler trio
*john legend
*john mayer
*kt tunstall
*keane
*keb'mo
*kings of leon
*lady sovereign
*led zeppelin
*marvin gaye
*matt kearney
*mew
*morris day and the time
*mos def
*muse
*my morning jacket
*n.w.a.
*nickel creek
*outkast
*panic! at the disco
*pat benetar
*pearl jam
*pete yorn
*phillips, craig, and dean
*prince
*queen
*raconteurs
*ray charles
*ray lamontagne
*red hot chili peppers
*ryan adams
*shins
*stevie ray vaughan
*sufjan stevens
*switchfoot
*30 seconds to mars
*temptations
*tenacious d
*the mars volta
*the mess hall
*toby lightman
*waterdeep
*weepies
*whiskey town
*wolfmother
*yeah yeah yeah's

Movies:

*almost famous
*amelie
*best in show
*the big lebowski
*dead poets society
*garden state
*the goonies
*my fair lady
*the princess bride
*rent
*seven brides for seven brothers
*this is spinal tap
*tommy boy
*waiting for guffman
*the wedding singer
*zoolander

Television:

*american dad
*aqua teen hunger force
*dog the bounty hunter
*family guy
*friends
*futurama
*reality t.v.
*seinfeld
*sex and the city
*the simpsons

Books:

*lamb:the gospel according to biff,christ's childhood pal

*a wrinkle in time

*the body farm

*welcome to the monkey house

*the world according to garp

*anything by grace livingston hill

*redeeming love

*mark of the lion trilogy

*the redemption series

*the firstborn series

Heroes:

*my brother brandon

*benjamin franklin

*noah

*the apostle paul

*my granny

*caitlin "the alphabetizer" christoph.

*jesus

*madame c.j. walker

*bob marley

*anyone who isn't afraid to be themselves

My Blog

Ode to my Volvo, Beloved Chi Chi Rodriguez

Ode to Chi Chi, my VolvoChi Chi Rodriguez!I named you with prideI loved you despiteYour previous owner who lied"She'll work for you fine"With a wink and a smileBut your odometer was paralyzedDear Lord...
Posted by Britty is Famous by Association on Sat, 26 May 2007 02:07:00 PST

I might be the only one in this bar wearing paisley...

A chocolate muffin and a coffee at Cafe Coco sounds innocent enough, but this past Tuesday evening was anything but for me.  When asked by J-Mo if we should pay to park in the honor box due to t...
Posted by Britty is Famous by Association on Thu, 24 May 2007 02:54:00 PST

I'm hot 'cause I'm fly, you ain't 'cause you not (or something to that extent)

I called Matt last night and made him watch Mims on Carson Daly with me over the phone.  He was less than pleased.  This was our conversation. Matt-"What is THIS shit?!"Me-"Mims...I wanted t...
Posted by Britty is Famous by Association on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 12:50:00 PST

Cosbyness is next to Godliness

Watching Hinder bomb last night on Craig Ferguson was like watching an amputee sashay around the dance floor.  Awkward and cringe inducing.  I am at a loss as to how the general public can s...
Posted by Britty is Famous by Association on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 01:33:00 PST

You are no match for my Christmas Kung-Fu

DISCLAIMER: I AM NO LONGER ENGAGED OR PLANNING A WEDDING WITH MATT.  WE ARE STILL FRIENDS AND THIS STORY IS STILL FUNNY.  THAT IS WHY I LEFT IT ON HERE. Ay yi yi.  Matt and I just got ...
Posted by Britty is Famous by Association on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 08:57:00 PST

Information on the Emancipation

I love the rain. I have an amazing memory. I like being short. I am jealous of people who write better than I do. I'm almost always hot. Music allows me to breathe. I am terrified of singing in front...
Posted by Britty is Famous by Association on Sun, 11 Dec 2005 03:17:00 PST