Captain Eureka is the guardian of your saftey. He protects your future and prevents the destruction of this world at my hands. He is my Arch-Nemisis and I will stop at nothing to defeat him so that I may destroy all of you. I spend most of my time plotting my attack. Soon I will strike him down, sealing your fate. When Captain Eureka's bag can no longer blow, you will feel the wrath of Chuck "the fucking evil" Cat!
My Interests
. Destroying the world
. Eating everyone
. Destroying the world