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noah

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About Me

I own an art gallery, all are welcome. Check it out at redtruckgallery.com keep an eye out on our events page, we may be coming to a town near you.

My Interests

I play the lotto.

I'd like to meet:

midgets, white girls, you... my heart's a mess...

Heroes:

the Michigan Militia, the Red Hat Ladies

My Blog

Contender

I'm about done boys. So if I wake or if I don't, don't mind for me, I'm done. The towel's thrown in but the fighter's still up, dead on his feet. So mourn me now, not when I fall. These next 40 years ...
Posted by noah on Sun, 11 May 2008 08:48:00 PST

While trying to sleep

I had a daydream of meeting a girl in a bar, which I imagine will happen quite frequently now that I'm single. After some small talk, in the dream, we got to the part where she asked what I did for a ...
Posted by noah on Fri, 09 May 2008 05:16:00 PST

More thoughts on what makes a man.

A man's made of nothing but sun-dried mud bricks and tears; cauterized with tears. He reads the paper and speaks of love and goes to the movies to fool himself into believing he's made of more, but th...
Posted by noah on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 02:40:00 PST

Resort living. Puerta Vallarta. Like a monkey in a zoo.

Watching the retires make nice with the sideways smiles on staff:"Grazias& "hole-la& "dee nochee, al la&" 2nd grade Spanish from 65 year-old millionaires. Lime-juiced bar-food. Perfect Mayan Asses j...
Posted by noah on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 05:48:00 PST

A date with a lady

I made a tub of tapwater and eucalyptus -a bladder full of pisssoon thereafter, then shaved back the dick hair I've heard can chafe if my numbers hit All cause I've got a date tonight boysa date with ...
Posted by noah on Sun, 06 Jan 2008 08:24:00 PST

Friends and family and a girl for winter

They just do drugs andThey just take tens from my walletAnd 20's from my cigar box behind the deskAnd she just cries and Fucks me sub-par andTells me I love herWintertime's sped up now and my head's f...
Posted by noah on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 08:38:00 PST

I remember that night I was in the back of a pick-up truck in New Orleans

Beyond the memory of my tumbling out of it at 30 miles an hour, and the memory of my bartender rolling out with me, checking his body over, then laughing his ass off at what I assumed he thought to be...
Posted by noah on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 11:08:00 PST

She wants to go to the zoo

She's sitting there,45 pounds heavier then when we met, draped in a dress that hugs no part of her body,wanting to go to the zoo, after lunch. I tell her Im broke,I cant afford to get us in the front ...
Posted by noah on Sun, 18 Jun 2006 04:36:00 PST

help wanted (Boston cont.)

I knew a guy in New Orleans who deloused hobos before they got a bed for the night and I knew a chinaman in Syracuse who slopped out video booths at a porn videodrome.Today I saw a job in Boston fille...
Posted by noah on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 06:42:00 PST

Georgia Coast

I got my numbers to check on and I forgot to mention how someday my numbers will come upand you sunsabitches will never here another word. I'll be in the breeze, the angle bird on a V formation.Evenin...
Posted by noah on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 08:52:00 PST