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what would chinaski do?

deeply superficial

About Me

any physical theory is always provisional, in the case that it is only a hypothesis: you can never prove it. no matter how many times the results of experiments agree with the same theory, you can never be sure that the next time the result will not contradict the theory."

My Interests

i don't know what to say for myself. whatever name you know me by i'm the same guy, and you've heard me talk, and you've seen me in action, and you've probably gotten a bit tipsy with me, or you should. any way you look at it is the same to me. y'all know who you are. the rest of you are just here.

i drink too damn much. i'm a dirty dirty slut.
i look better naked. generally dislike people and most everything else. i'm on a highway to hell. we're all gonna die soon. fuck the politics.
you can find me in the air.

I'd like to meet:



Music:

bang pots and pans together and yell real loud about the devil

Movies:

mars attacks. porn. anything with godzilla. gratuitous violence makes the world go round. don't be shy folks, demand no less. and lest we not forget: everything we see influences everything we do. so if you see it on the big screen it's ok at home. kill more people and get ya money. giant fucking robots are coming.

Television:

rots your brain. i can only watch cartoons now because the lack of continuity comforts me. amongst the greatest evils ever perpetuated upon the human race is the sitcom. banging your head against a wall would provide you with more enlightenment. how many hours have you spent staring stupid at a made up life to divert you from your own? some people drink and do drugs, some watch t.v. how many hours do your parents spend parked in front of that glowing box? and what about your children? kill your t.v.

Books:

they got a whole lot of words in em i reckon. mostly i jus look at the pitchures.

Heroes:

An apology for the Devil: It must be remembered that we have heard only one side of the case. God has written all the books.

My Blog

buk speaks

"what do you think of women?" she asked."i'm not a thinker. every woman is different. basically they seem to be a combination of the best and the worst-- both magic and terrible. i'm glad that they ex...
Posted by what would chinaski do? on Sat, 08 Jul 2006 03:00:00 PST

emo

well i'll be damned if i don't have the most amazing talent for pissing people off. it takes almost no effort at all, usually something so simple as opening my mouth or typing for a minute or two, o...
Posted by what would chinaski do? on Wed, 18 Jan 2006 02:28:00 PST

growing old

there's an old man sitting on the ground as i walk out of the drug store. he looks drunk. i'm sure i do as well, but that isn't what strikes me about him. he looks half dead with the skin hanging from...
Posted by what would chinaski do? on Wed, 07 Dec 2005 04:22:00 PST

god damn i'm funny

i am a funny ass motherfucker. you don't even know how funny i am. they should give me a tv show. i'd shit all over seinfeld, fucking hook nosed jew bastard. i am so damn funny that half the time i'm ...
Posted by what would chinaski do? on Sun, 13 Nov 2005 04:43:00 PST

be still your bleeding heart

i don't give a fuck. i never did. and you're a shmuck if you do. fuck all these tragic events happening in far off parts of the world. i don't know any of these dead people, and now i never will. how ...
Posted by what would chinaski do? on Thu, 01 Sep 2005 11:21:00 PST

a salute:

sometimes i get the feeling that i don't play with my penis enough, like maybe he feels neglected. i don't think he's had a rough life, in fact he's had it pretty good most of the time. but lately i'v...
Posted by what would chinaski do? on Wed, 24 Aug 2005 11:04:00 PST

the devil i tell you, the devil....

now first off, this is dedicated to a couple of the homies, you'll know who you are. y'all need to get while the gettin's good. that's all i gotta say. we don't love these hoes. ahem. Misogyny has a b...
Posted by what would chinaski do? on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Dream i had...

       seems a little odd, but i'm sitting on a bamboo deck on a beach in thailand sipping a mai tai. the chairs are comfortable and the ocean breeze is nice. the bar beh...
Posted by what would chinaski do? on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST