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About Me

go ahead and take the time to judge me; i wont judge you for it.
i am an extremely passionate individual... and by passionate, i mean absolutely, 100% bat-shit crazy.
i am notoriously self-centered, juvenile, arrogant, egotistical, conceited, disagreeable, over-opinionated, intolerant, patronizing, temperamental, unbalanced, inconsiderate, obnoxious, absent-minded, ditzy, stubborn, loud, stubborn, immature, stubborn, stubborn, stubborn... as im sure you can guess, if you dont find it acceptable, you have my heartfelt invitation to kindly fuck off and leave me alone. thanks.
i get my head stuck up my ass... a lot.
i dont say anything about you that i wouldnt say directly to your face.
i talk too much. i try to tell myself to shut up, but i dont ever listen. i speak out of turn and out of line, and i interrupt people constantly.
i WILL test your nerves, whether it is my intention to do so or not. its ok. i wont cry if you dont like me. no really, i promise.
impulsivity and lack of focus govern my actions. i never live a day that i do not utter the words "oops", "sorry", or "huh?"im REALLY clumsy.. i cannot stress that enough.
i have the attention span of a goldfish: left, right, straight ahead, turn around... wait... what was i doing again?"
if you fart, i will laugh until i can no longer breathe.
i embrace the term "brat", in every sense of the word; temper tantrums, pouting, whining, etc.
i do NOT believe that i am "better" than you. perhaps i am simply different than you, and happen to be proud of what determines that. before you accuse me of such things, perhaps you should assess your own insecurities.
i can only be who i am. please dont ever ask me to change or "fix" myself if you dont agree with who i am, simply because it doesnt parallel with who you are. id be willing to wager that you arent fucking perfect, either.

My Interests

human behavior. it never ceases to intrigue or confuse me.good or bad, at least its always interesting.

I'd like to meet:

trust me: if i dont already know you, it doesnt mean that i want to. i dont give 3/4 of a shit how much you think we have in common, how interesting or unique you think you are, or how many creative ways you can insult me. im a stuck-up bitch, and i dont want to meet people on myspace.

im sick of the penis-induced stupidity... interpret that however you please to do so.

p.s. if you are "in a relationship", "married" or "engaged", and weve never met, please do not attempt to hit on me via my inbox; if you choose to do so, i will take it upon myself to find your girlfriend/wife/fiance on myspace and forward her everything you write to me, so she can decide for herself if she finds it appropriate... dont say i didnt warn you. ..

Music:

garbage, nirvana, billy idol, audio bullys, paul oakenfold, crystal method, lamb of god, daft punk, apocalyptica, the killers, chemical brothers, sasha, john digweed, erasure, cradle of filth, ministry, faith no more, chimaira, stone temple pilots, new order, prodigy, fluke, the cure, depeche mode, timo maas, madison avenue, paul van dyk, velvet acid christ, juno reactor, nine inch nails, jack johnson, pearl jam, agent orange, backside, dead kennedys, joan jett, pat benetar, smashing punpkins, led zepplin, the doors, pink floyd, jimi hendrix, the strokes, the bravery, the faint, pantera, snake river conspiracy, the smiths, morrissey, danzig, guns n roses, motley crue, def leppard, van halen, bon jovi, radiohead, vnv nation, kmfdm, nofx, pennywise, social distortion, the toy dolls, aus rotten, bad religion, the descendants, face 2 face, goldfinger, the misfits, op ivy, rancid, the expoited, voodoo glow skulls, the subhumans, crass, DOA, fifteen, guttermouth, naked aggression, the sex pistols, the adicts, the ramones, youth brigade, 7 seconds, bad brains, assorted jellybeans, the casualties, the business, minor threat, total chaos, black flag, tsol, oi polloi, robert miles, basement jaxx, micro, ferry corsten, cilvarings, wu tang, eminem, gorillaz, jurassic 5, 2 live crew, hellfish, dj producer, chosen few, nasenbluten, syndicate, f.u.h.d., manu le malin, lenny dee, neophyte, mark newlands, radium, noize creator, hedonist, marc acardipane, the list goes on....

Movies:

*sigh* good luck getting me to sit still long enough to watch one.

Television:

comedy central, the discovery channel, the history channel, animal planet, twisted cartoons of all sorts.

Books:

in the wise words of mister fisk:"book mayke u smartuur den u wuz B4 u readed dem."

Heroes:

my mom (love the lady!) and my family.anyone with the patience to tolerate my consistent inconsistencies.

My Blog

RIP: dj tron...

apparently, he has passed on. i wasn't personally close with the guy, i have only met him on various occasions on a casual basis... however, it would be a lie to say that he was not a considerable inf...
Posted by ali on Sat, 05 Jul 2008 01:07:00 PST

you know what?

"fuck it." i believe that this phrase is, quite possibly, the most ingenius union of words mankind will ever witness.thats all.
Posted by ali on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 02:51:00 PST

nervous excited confused

i think im on the right track to starting school this summer, but i have no idea what the hell im doing... although ive been looking through the handbook for the veterinary technology program at...
Posted by ali on Thu, 29 May 2008 07:46:00 PST

eeeeeeewwwww

i lost my toenail. it looks pretty gross.
Posted by ali on Sun, 18 May 2008 04:00:00 PST

hmmmm... i think they lie to me.

these people seem to think im smart. i call shenanigans....
Posted by ali on Fri, 16 May 2008 03:45:00 PST

quite possibly, the most annoying thing in the world:

today is laundry day. i put my $0.75 in the dryer and came back in the 45 minutes alotted for drying time, only to find that someone had not only opened the door to the dryer i had been using, b...
Posted by ali on Tue, 13 May 2008 03:27:00 PST

self-indulgence

mine is absolutely disgusting at the moment.obviously, im overcompensating for something im lacking, but it doesnt matter. im going to drench myself in my vices and forget most everything else f...
Posted by ali on Fri, 09 May 2008 06:50:00 PST

ok, seriously...

i am sick to death of being judged. im at a point where im trying to improve myselkf in a major way, and i dont see anyhting productive about surrounding myself with people who seem to think the...
Posted by ali on Mon, 05 May 2008 12:57:00 PST

i love it... thanks lenore

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically co...
Posted by ali on Mon, 05 May 2008 01:00:00 PST

yay

im finally getting out to audio asylum tomorrow night.. its been long overdue and ive missed out over the past few months for many different reasons. plus, i dont think ive seen R.A.W. spi...
Posted by ali on Fri, 02 May 2008 10:12:00 PST