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About Me

"Pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft Don't look like you are strung out just tired. HELLO FOLKS you know what T-I-R-E-D looks like right? huh? DO you? *mutters something that sounds like dag gum moronic boobs with no brain matter cause all the fat is elsewhere in the body*"~Heather Navy Wife...hahaha it's funny because it's true you rock Heather!And another favorite quote of mine "As I was saying, I'm a woman and can't be taken for granted. Life's a bitch, now so am I." Catwoman-Batman Returns My Name is Fox or Jessica however you wish to address me, I am currently a student in Criminal Justice. I am somewhat complex yet simple in some ways. I may like the glitz and glamor of certain lifestyles but in reality I'm just a wilderness girl who would rather kick around in jeans and sweatshirts and go hiking with the dog. There are two sides to me my rocker/model/theatrical side the side that wants to be a performer. The other side is the hippy save the world love everyone and everything side. (OK yeah admittedly I like most people when I meet them and its when they show their ugly judgmental side that I dislike them) I like wolves and snakes. The wolf is such a mystical powerful creature and I would like to eventually make a study of them. I like reptiles, snakes, turtles, frogs, other creepy crawlies. Anything else you would like to know just email me. MyGen Profile Generator MyGen Profile Generator

My Interests

Typical men. Always confusing their pistols with their privates. Catwoman What we wish, we readily believe, and what we ourselves think, we imagine others think also..Julius Caesar Damn Girls! Always thinking with their Vaginas!...Old SiNNfulRollerblading, hiking, reading, listening to music, the list goes on just ask if you want to know more

I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet all sorts of people as long as you keep your drama to yourself :-) This list consists of freaks, burlesque dancers, exotic dancers, wrestlers, musicians, kick ass people so on and so forth so pretty much everyone and anyone.Carlos Mencia is awesome! and Denis Fucking Leary because he just kicks ass!!Here's your links to the other Mistresses: Mistress Madness MistressMadness Mistress Kitty Mistress Kitty And the mother of Mistresses of Mayhem Mistress Garnet Mistress Garnet To leave a comment just click the box below :-)

Music:

This ranges as well from Rammstein to psychedelic 60's rock, I also like some of the oldies, Tommy James and the Shondelles, CCR, Elvis, Johnny Cash, Frank Sinatra,CKY, AFI
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Movies:

I like anything from Disney to Action, Comedies, Drama and Horror must have the horror especially when you can curl up with a special someone. ;-) I do LOVE Gone with the Wind though, LOVE COOL WORLD!!! And Who Framed Roger Rabbit but Cool World was great I even had the video game!

Television:

CSI, Third Watch, Rescue Me, Cops, Viva La Bam, Simpsons, King of the Hill, Family Guy, Oblongs, Divorce court, Texas Justice, Judge Joe Brown, CSI Miami, NIP/TUCK, CSI New York, Surreal Life, the list goes on and on.

Books:

I like allot of authors and allot of books it all depends on what my mood is at the time. Some of the authors I like are: Lisa Scottoline, Stephen King, Clive Barker, Neil Gaiman, John Grisham, Tom Robbins, Laurell K. Hamilton LOL I'm hooked on the Anita Blake series, Piers Anthony

Heroes:

I always loved the movie Gone with the Wind and Scarlett O'Hara has always been a favorite character of mine. If she only realized what she did at the end before it was over she may have made things work hahaha so I would say Sharon Osbourne and Scarlett O'Hara are heroes of sorts. Also the men and women who put their lives on the line everyday to protect and serve also to save lives of others. I admire other people who do stuff with their lives and make a difference.

My Blog

Shadow Fucking Fire Productions

It's ironic I'm the one called obsessed when this dumb ass has a shit load of photos of the two people I'm supposed to be obsessed with and still wants to do more. Not to mention the dick head still h...
Posted by Mistresses of Mayhem" on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 12:46:00 PST

well I found my one paper

I actually did find my paper I wrote on the difference between a Mojave rattler and a western diamondback! I think I may go through this paper again and possibly add more or less to it!   &...
Posted by Mistresses of Mayhem" on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 11:46:00 PST

Travel blog starship enterprise

This is your favorite Mistress of Mayhem Fox coming to you live from Brighton Michigan Panera Bread. After about an hour of screwing around and getting ready to throw my computer out the window I was ...
Posted by Mistresses of Mayhem" on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 02:00:00 PST

Tag I'm it

Wow I have been tagged lol now I dunno who to tag lol well lets see 6 weird habits lol ok here goes1: I have a phobia of underwear, whether it would be clean or brand new I just dislike touching under...
Posted by Mistresses of Mayhem" on Sat, 25 Mar 2006 11:56:00 PST

yayness!!

I am beginning to really start liking some technology LOL I just downloaded the microsoft movie maker and OMG its sooooo much fun!!! Ok it looks like tomorrow I am going to have to friggin email my me...
Posted by Mistresses of Mayhem" on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 09:36:00 PST

woohoo

Ok I just found something on my computer that is friggin awesome and I didn't think that my computer could actually do it LMFAO but I was able to make two videos with music and pictures!! Nothing elab...
Posted by Mistresses of Mayhem" on Fri, 03 Mar 2006 06:03:00 PST

nothing new to report

LOL there is nothing new I'm still bugging about that dream I had with my friend Pam in it and her family and then I was hooking up with the lead singer from Fallout Boy I shouldn't be bugged about it...
Posted by Mistresses of Mayhem" on Sat, 21 Jan 2006 12:12:00 PST

I know I said I would write...

Something about Eastern Pen don't worry I will LOL my creative juices are flowing and I will definately write something I have all day Friday and all day sunday to write. LOL not like my writing is an...
Posted by Mistresses of Mayhem" on Fri, 20 Jan 2006 12:06:00 PST

Some more to my story

              Hey buddy you know how many people this makes? Jesus Christ buddy I hate having to drag them down into that hole when youre d...
Posted by Mistresses of Mayhem" on Thu, 19 Jan 2006 01:38:00 PST

So yeah

I'm trying my hand at writing again I'm exhausted I'm having trippy dreams so why not write. LOL I'm working on something it goes hand in hand with my whole thing I have with serial killers. Here's a ...
Posted by Mistresses of Mayhem" on Thu, 19 Jan 2006 01:00:00 PST