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About Me


*** MY SONG OF THE WEEK***
***MY VIDEO OF THE WEEK***
"Fever For The Flava" by Hot Action Cop
A 155 Question MySpace Survey...With Good Grammar!

~*The Basics*~
Your full name:: Erik Christopher Salmons
--What does it mean?:: King Christ-Bearing Fish
Your birthday:: January 15th, 1985
Height:: 6'3"
Eye colour:: Amber
--Do you like it?:: Hells yes
Natural hair colour:: Dark Brown
--Do you like it?:: I suppose
Gender:: Male
Religion:: Tough to explain
--Have you ever changed religions?:: Never really a part of one
--Would you consider it?:: Of course?
Race:: White
Heritage:: French, Italian.....and your mom
--Do you like your heritage?:: Yep
Where do you live?:: Never one place for long lol
Have you ever moved cities or countries?:: Oh yes
Your job:: Lead Teacher
--Do you enjoy it?:: Absolutely
~*Favourites*~
Movie:: Network
TV show:: Late Night w/Conan O'Brien
TV character:: Sawyer from LOST
Movie character:: John Bender from Breakfast Club
Book:: The Catcher In The Rye
Literary character:: Randle McMurphy from Cukoo's Nest
Author:: JD Salinger
Band:: Ours
Song:: "Mouth" by Bush
Type of music:: Blues/Folk Rock
Instrument:: Piano
Cereal:: Count Chocula
Fast food place:: Wendy's
Dessert:: Sogna di Chocolat at Carrabbas
Country:: This one?
City:: KC!!!! Woot!!
Place to travel:: Puerto Rico
Airline:: One that doesn't crash
Shampoo/conditioner:: Aussie
Lotion:: Hemp
Subject in school:: History
Teacher:: Mrs. Lierz...5th Grade
Province:: NOT CANADIAN
State (if you're American):: New Mexico
Football team:: Chiefs!!
Hockey team:: Booooooooo
Athlete:: Ever? Reggie Miller
Sport to play:: Soccer
Sport to watch:: NCAA Basketball
Fruit:: Pears
Vegetable:: Green Beans
Snack:: Graham Crackers w/ Peanut Butter
Meal:: Santa Fe Montadas at Panzons
Restaurant:: Panzons
Grocery store:: Hy-Vee
~*Have You Ever*~
Gone on a blind date?:: Nope
Flown in an airplane?:: Of course
Thrown up on an airplane?:: Almost
Peed in the shower?:: Hah yeah
Peed your pants after you hit double digits?:: Nope
Enjoyed Shakespeare?:: His sonnets are good, plays suck
Been to the opera?:: I want to so bad!!
Been to the theatre?:: Yep
Streaked?:: Oh yeahhh
Seen a streaker?:: Yep
Been mooned?:: Who hasn't?
Mooned someone?:: *sigh* yes
Flipped someone off?:: All the time
Been in a fist fight?:: Yep
Been drunk?:: Never
Had alcohol poisoning?:: Never
Been walked in on while you're naked?:: And worse
Slept in a snowbank?:: Um...no
Made a snow angel?:: YES!
Lost any teeth?:: Came close
Been in the hospital?:: A couple of times
Been in a major accident?:: Hit by a car is major, right?
Burnt yourself?:: Like...on the stove lol
Passed out?:: Twice
Watched a soap opera you didn't understand?:: Spanish soaps rule
Prank called 911?:: Yeah, bad news
Made fun of emos?:: Lol..ummm...
Acted like an emo, just to see what it's like?:: I didn't know you could do that
Cheated on a test?:: Maybe once or twice
Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend?:: Nope
Lied to get out of trouble?:: Yeah
Started a fire?:: Yeah
Roasted a marshmallow?:: Loooong ago
Set a marshmallow on fire?:: I didn't like 'em burnt
--How many times?:: Really?
Wanted to drop out of school?:: Didn't want to!!
--Did you?:: Not willingly
~*Randoms*~
Are you single or dating?:: Taken
If single...do you like anyone?:: Taken..
--If so, who?:: Taken!!
--Why?:: TAKEN!!!!
--Do you have a chance with them?:: BAH!!
If taken...who?:: There we go..lol Katy
--How long?:: Technically 3 months lol
--Are you happy?:: Super ridiculously retarded happy!!
Last 4 digits of your phone number:: 7863
Your house number:: Not happening
Why are you taking this survey?:: Because I made Katy :)
What school do you go to?:: None....bitch
--Do you like it?:: BLAH
Your school colours?:: UIW's colors were Red & Black
Your school teams' name?:: Cardinals
Ever been on a sports team?:: A lot
--If yes, what was the name of it?:: Frisbee team was Hip-Hop Anonymous :)
--Did you enjoy it?:: Fuck yeah
What do you want to be when you grow up?:: Eccentric
--Why?:: Because I can be crazy...and rich lol
Any plans for the near future?:: Moving...again lol
What are your views on capital punishment?:: Wholly against it
--Nuclear weapons?:: They suck and will destroy us all
--Euthanasia?:: It's ok in some instances
--The Canadian government?:: YAYYY!!
--The American government?:: Currently? Booooo
--The European Union?:: Better than the U.S.
--The UN?:: Great in theory
--Can you tell me who the Secretary-General of the UN is?:: Ban Ki-Moon
What was your favourite grade of elementary school?:: 5th grade
--Why?:: Cuz Mrs. Lierz was AWESOME
What are you wearing right now?:: Pajamas
--Any particular reason why?:: Take a wild guess
What was the last thing you ate?:: Count Chocula...last nite :)
If you were a crayon, what colour would you be?:: YELLOW!!
How are you feeling today?:: Mellow......see what I did there? lol
How many keys are on your keychain?:: 6
--What are they for?:: Opening and locking
What does the room you're in look like?:: It's coming along nicely haha
--Do you like the room?:: Feels like home
Do you own an iPod?:: Nope
--If yes, what kind?:: ...
Do you wear glasses or contacts?:: No way
What's your view on laser eye surgery?:: Good?
--Would you ever consider it?:: So i will have SUPER vision??
Weirdest thing about your parents:: I don't think I should say..
What did you do this weekend?:: Bought a bunch of crap for the apt.
--Was it enjoyable?:: Actually...yes
What's your greatest fear?:: Ghosts and/or Spirits
Your greatest strength?:: Being forever optimistic
What country do you fear the most:: This one..
Have you ever been in a third-world country?:: Nope
--Would you ever want to live in one?:: I don't know..
What song do you have stuck in your head right now?:: "Tricky" by Run DMC
Will poverty ever end?:: Always a chance, but not at this rate
--Why or why not?:: You have to change minds of class structure
Will we destroy our own planet?:: I hope not
--How?: Obviously you jumped to conclusions on my answer
Man--inherently good, or inherently evil?:: Both...without evil there could be no good
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***OTHER STUFF***
***MY LOVES***
-Katy
-Chipotle and Mr. Goodcents
-Going on adventures
-Red Velvet cake
-The kids at Horizon Elementary
-Eating at Panzons
-Sunny rain
-Reese's Peanut Butter Cups
-Singing karaoke at Missie B's
-Thrift store shopping
-Laughing until I cry
-Playing indoor soccer
-Getting pierced
-Eating Spaghettio's straight from the can
-Sitting at Denny's at 3 a.m.
-Dancing like no one's watching
-The smell of vanilla
-Strawberry chapstick
***MY HATES***
-Moist towlettes
-People that say 'warsh" instead of 'wash'
-Entering through the Exit door of WalMart (vice versa)
-Ghosts & spirits
-West Virginia
-Peanut M&Ms
-Country music
-The Honda Element
-Needles
-Good Charlotte
-People passing you on the street and not acknowledging you
-My college English professor
-Indian children
-NBA basketball
-Deformed Teddy Grahams
-Kirsten Dunst
-The word "nugget"
-Johnson County police
-My condiments I use for dipping being mixed
-The Two Douches: Dr. Phil and Chris Angel
-Stoplights that run on timers
-Chicken pot pie
-Designated hitters

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

WHO I'D LIKE TOOOOOOO MEET:

SALMA HAYEK

TOM WELLING

CONAN O'BRIEN

JENNIFER CONNELLY

BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY!!

Music:


MY FAVORITE ARTISTS!!!
THE TOP 10!!
1. Ours
2. The Dear Hunter
3. The Hives
4. Bush
5. Marilyn Manson
6. The White Stripes
7. Howlin' Wolf
8. Bright Eyes
9. Straylight Run
10. Mr. Bungle

THE REST!!
- 30 Seconds To Mars
- A Perfect Circle
- AC/DC
- Alexisonfire
- Alien Ant Farm
- Amos Lee
- Arcade Fire
- Arctic Monkeys
- Atmosphere
- Authority Zero
- Bad Religion
- BB King
- Beastie Boys
- Beck
- Billie Holiday
- Billy Talent
- Bjork
- Black Keys
- Boy Kill Boy
- Buckcherry
- Chris Brown
- Cobra Starship
- Cold War Kids
- Cute Is What We Aim For
- Dark New Day
- David Bowie
- Death By Stereo
- Deftones
- Depeche Mode
- Dropkick Murphys
- Eagles Of Death Metal
- Elliot Smith
- Emery
- Eric Clapton
- Evergreen Terrace
- Fireball Ministry
- Flaming Lips
- Flyleaf
- Foo Fighters
- Foreigner
- From First To Last
- Glassjaw
- Gomez
- Haste The Day
- Head Automatica
- Hot Action Cop
- Hot Hot Heat
- Hurt
- Idiot Pilot
- Incubus
- In Flames
- Interpol
- Iron & Wine
- James Blunt
- James Brown
- Janis Joplin
- Jeff Buckley
- Jet
- Jimmy Eat World
- Justin Timberlake
- Killers
- Kill Hannah
- Korn
- Kriss Kross
- Lacuna Coil
- Lil' Jon
- Live
- London Suede
- Lostprophets
- Louis XIV
- Ludacris
- Mars Volta
- Matchbook Romance
- Me First & The Gimme Gimmes
- Moldy Peaches
- Muse
- MxPx
- My Chemical Romance
- New Years Day
- Nine Inch Nails
- Nirvana
- Nonpoint
- Oasis
- Offspring
- OK Go
- Otep
- Our Lady Peace
- Paolo Nutini
- Pearl Jam
- Placebo
- Polyphonic Spree
- Prince
- Quarashi
- Queensryche
- Raconteurs
- Rage Against The Machine
- Rammstein
- Red Hot Chili Peppers
- Rise Against
- Saosin
- Secondhand Serenade
- She Wants Revenge
- Silverchair
- Silverstein
- Smashing Pumpkins
- Something Corporate
- Sonic Youth
- Spill Canvas
- Spineshank
- Stereophonics
- Story Of The Year
- Sublime
- Talking Heads
- Tech N9ne
- The Academy Is...
- Thursday
- Tokyo Rose
- Trick Daddy
- Twilight Singers
- Under The Influence Of Giants
- Valient Thorr
- Weezer
- Wheatus
- Wolfmother
- Yeah Yeah Yeahs
- Young Love

Movies:


MY FAVORITE FILMS!!!
THE TOP 10!!
1. Network
2. Who Framed Roger Rabbit
3. The Rules Of Attraction
4. The Crow
5. The Lost Boys
6. There Will Be Blood
7. Almost Famous
8. Requiem For A Dream
9. The Shining
10. Black Snake Moan
THE REST!!
- A Clockwork Orange
- Adaptation
- Amelie
- American History X
- American Psycho
- Anchorman
- Breakfast At Tiffany's
- Chasing Amy
- Clerks
- Closer
- Dazed And Confused
- Dogma
- Donnie Darko
- Edward Scissorhands
- Empire Records
- Eternal Sunshine Of the Spotless Mind
- Exorcism of Emily Rose
- Ferris Bueller's Day Off
- From Dusk Till Dawn
- From Hell
- Garden State
- I - Labyrinth
- Lords of Dogtown
- Mallrats
- Man on Fire
- Memento
- Misery
- Monster
- Napoleon Dynamite
- No Country For Old Men
- On The Edge
- One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
- Ong Bak: The Thai Warrior
- Pee Wee's Big Adventure
- Pulp Fiction
- Reservoir Dogs
- Rounders
- Saved!
- Se7en
- Shaun of the Dead
- Super Troopers
- The Breakfast Club
- The Goonies
- The Karate Kid
- The Matrix
- The Neverending Story
- The Omen
- The Outsiders
- The Shawshank Redemption
- The Way Of The Gun
- To Kill a Mockingbird
- Vanilla Sky
- Waking Life
- Wet Hot American Summer
- Whale Rider
- Zodiac

Television:


MY FAVORITE SHOWS!!!
THE TOP 10!!
1. Conan O'Brien
2. Smallville
3. WWE
4. Tom and Jerry
5. Rocko's Modern Life
6. Family Guy
7. South Park
8. The Daily Show
9. The Simpsons
10. The Adventures Of Pete & Pete

THE REST!!
- The L Word
- The Colbert Report
- Lost
- Maury
- Cheaters

Books:


MY FAVORITE STORIES!!!
THE TOP 10!!
1. The Catcher in the Rye
2. Of Mice and Men
3. The Way of the Peaceful Warrior
4. One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
5. To Kill a Mockingbird
6. 1984
7. The Prophet
8. Last Exit To Brooklyn
9. The Outsiders
10. Lord Of The Flies

THE REST!!
- The Perks Of Being A Wallflower
- The Alchemist
- Misery
- The Four Agreements
- The Great Gatsby
- A Clockwork Orange

Heroes:


MY HERO!!!

Actor, model, writer, photographer, sculptor, racer, rebel...

My Blog

Antidisestablismentarianism

I haven't really been on Myspace much the last couple monthsI will do my best to remedy that :)Life is going pretty damn swellStill with Katy and loving it!My job still rocks, no matter the stupid dra...
Posted by ËR¡K" ((ÇHrístøphÊR)) on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 12:41:00 PST

A Time For Family...And Their Unwavering Flair For Eating Me Alive

So i was pretty stoked about seeing my mom againIt's been since last Christmas that i saw herBut this year has been so much less merry than the lastBY FARI wont go into TOO many details of all the shi...
Posted by ËR¡K" ((ÇHrístøphÊR)) on Mon, 24 Dec 2007 01:53:00 PST

Inspiration Hard At Work..

Muse I never know what's in store Or what the world bears for me I age a year in every breathe Love my only guarded guarantee With the rise of worthy villains And the fall of wicked saints The ...
Posted by ËR¡K" ((ÇHrístøphÊR)) on Sun, 02 Dec 2007 12:43:00 PST

Another Classic..

So I went to go to see Ours last night for the second time ever!! My favorite band of all time!! WOOOOOOOO!! But no pictures this time....gay!They added another leg to their tour, and this time came t...
Posted by ËR¡K" ((ÇHrístøphÊR)) on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 08:30:00 PST

The Apology Letter

You have been the one person that has been there for me no matter whatYou have given so much of yourself while I have taken it for grantedYou have been selfless while I have been selfishYou have been ...
Posted by ËR¡K" ((ÇHrístøphÊR)) on Sat, 10 Nov 2007 11:12:00 PST

This Feeling I Had...

THE CROSSROADSI woke in a different bed todayLooming green skies will forever stayDreams sang to me the sweetest liesAll alone throught my highest highsA drop of rain seeks to drownCurt...
Posted by ËR¡K" ((ÇHrístøphÊR)) on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 02:44:00 PST

This Dream I Had...

Dirty In Your MindSlowly gliding into this crowded roomA night on repeat I can only assumeThe liquor flowing and the smoke risingThe warmth of my pillow much more appetizingAs I circle the square and ...
Posted by ËR¡K" ((ÇHrístøphÊR)) on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 02:43:00 PST

...Last Night...

It was sincerely one of the most amazing experiences of my life....Ours finally rolled into town for the first time in 6 years...and i was there!!we showed up at The Bottleneck and waited around for a...
Posted by ËR¡K" ((ÇHrístøphÊR)) on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 11:27:00 PST

The Greatest Show On Earth....

So if anyone knows me...they know that i worship this incredible band known as Ours....i have been listening to them for roughly the past 7 years and i have never seen them and their amazing lead sing...
Posted by ËR¡K" ((ÇHrístøphÊR)) on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 10:29:00 PST

Myspace....

YOU ARE THE DEVIL!!!! i'm back on myspace....because it's just as important has having a cell phone these days....lame.....
Posted by ËR¡K" ((ÇHrístøphÊR)) on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 12:25:00 PST