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Al Funk A.K.A Dickie

I am here for Dating

About Me

hello young chaps you are talking to a real life P.I.M.P. I'm 86 years old and my dicks as long as my age. I dye my puebs black so they will appeal to the young. I'm good in bed and you can ask my x-girl if you dont beleive me.

My Interests

A LITTLE POO-TANG!!!!!!!!

I'd like to meet:

A classic beauty with a nice set of knockers and a lot of junk in the trunk.

Music:

I like techno while beatin the meat

Movies:

Old Chicks Gone Wild XXX

Television:

Spice Channel and Comedy Central

Books:

Dick Enlargment for Dummies

Heroes:

Hugh Hefner