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hel 9000

i'm only here for the free icecream

About Me

»-(¯..v..¯)-» Design your MySpace with MyLook «-(¯..v..¯)-«I'm two faced right now; office monkey wanker for coins by day, smut, horror and satire scriptwriter by night. am learning how to be a filmmaker but goddamn there be a lot to learn. takes a while. also i'm lazy and spend a lot of time sat down watching dave chappelle or bromwell high or something.

My Interests

politics, political incorrectness used to make a politically uncomfortable point, cats, squirrels, torture, murder, impeachment, moomins, marmots, chainsaws, other power tools, corruption, conventions, movies,

I'd like to meet:

jeez, i dunno; film fans and filmmakers. preferably ones who want to see or get involved in a new breed of social satirical horror movies, the intellectual, gory, political, depraved, satirical, controversial, stomach turning type (movies that really say what you never normally hear said about society, instead of pussy footing around, but with enough blood to replicate the parting of the red sea to scale). women who know how to think for themselves and who don't think that the definition of a feminist is a woman who hates other women for being involved in issues like porn, prostitute, prejudice, abortion, asylum seekers, exploitation, extreme sex practises etc. people who wouldn't bother watching max hardcore films. people who love kitties. photographers, graphic artists, artists in general, fetish performers and models, open minded thoughtful people. anyone with a talent for being offensive but in good spirits.

Music:

supergrass, crass, violently interrupted black mass... anything that ends in ass basically. Dissolved, plaid, the cure, 65daysofstatic, x-girl, crass, radiohead, Polysics, Peter Gabriel, Broken social scene, Kid creole and the coconuts! Thumpermonkey, mara Carlyle, dj scotch egg, Cocteau twins, Wendy Carlos, Johnny Cash, Mummer, the Go Team, cooper temple clause, breaks co-op, supergrass, beach boys, three dog night, Gang of four, metric, used to be smashing pumpkins etc

Movies:

strictly ballroom. funny games. back to the future trilogy. revenge trilogy. irreversible. john waters, stanley kubrick or mae west movies (specially I’m no angel). rashomon. secretary. wonder boys. switchblade romance. you cant take it with you. Pleasantville. Fight club (oh hit me with a bandwagon jumping stick, but I was there first). Hobsons choice. toooo many.

Television:

don't have a tv - it would be grim and evil, battlestar gallactica, league of gentlemen, spaced, chappelle's show, heroes, bromwell high and lost.

Books:

house of leaves. in cold blood. 101 ways to create the crack addicted squrrel army you've always wanted. glamorama. come in, audition, then fuck off and die. invisible monsters. does it count if i pissed on her? the first half of psychoville. haunted.

Heroes:

Mae fucking West. Michelle fucking Gomez. Brenda De fucking Banzie. oh, and Dave fucking Chappelle.

My Blog

eft and other stupidities

its 5 in the morning and i'm wide awake so I thought I'd write something. 5 is a bad hour, a daft hour. 7 I'd be cursing my day being thrown out of wack, 6 or sixthirty I'd be right on time, but 5? da...
Posted by hel 9000 on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 09:28:00 PST

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currently watching roger the rabbit. as in who framed. its a really wonderful film to start your day to. prolly the rest of the week i'll watch grease, back to the future and she devil. nothing like a...
Posted by hel 9000 on Tue, 29 May 2007 12:55:00 PST