doodling in class, doodling out of class, bass, music, The Suck, The Institute of the Nine Best Mornings Ever, The Middle Men, my dads songs, three cereals, administering purple nurples to my brother, christmas stockings, death before disco, really old giant buicks, santa hats, Kip, Peter Homitsky, oil paints, Benadryl, crazyness, relaxing, not doing homework, doing homework at lunch, doing homework during class, playing with fire, happening across porno shoots/bonfires in the park, snowball fights, being a perfect and law-abiding citizen, "just say no," "D.A.R.E. to Avoid Drugs and Violence," baseball bats, incense, marco polo, reading books, reading subway advertisements, iPod eradication, watching bad music videos (such as that coheed&cambria one with the fucking centaur or "dance, dance" by fall out boy), harold and kumar, white castle, going to white castle, toasting, eating toast, maintaining my cool, not maintaining my cool, old school rap, plotting to jump mad kids but never doing it, making up nicknames for people, giant squishy pikachu dolls, porkers, DRESSED!, hanging up on telemarketers, blues jams, civ III, tropico, the sims, starcraft, warcraft, strategy-type computer games in general, plaid boxers, plaid undergarments in general, flatulent noises, armpit farts, phones with really long wires, web belts, suit jackets, checkers, Vitaman, looking like a bum, outdoing Shah at looking like a bum, a little bit of that rock n roll, fucking bastards almost jumping us, acing tests (which never happens anymore, but i used to love it), photoshop, very sharp pencils, creating wonderful music, Garageband, the buddhist monks that sometimes wander my neighborhood (no shit), duct tape and its eternal glory, black and white televisions, goblins, fridge banditry, goblin fridge bandits, CAN SOMEONE PLEASE CARRY ME TO MY YAY DEALER ITS AN EMERGENCY, CAN SOMEONE PLEASE CARRY ME TO MY B+M DEALER ITS AN EMERGENCY I HAVE HOOOOOVES, yo mama, all that gangsta shit.
all those gangstas
2pac, abba, ac/dc, aerosmith, afroman, against me!, alice in chains, arms, beck, black sabbath, blind faith, blondie, bob dylan, bob marley & the wailers, captain beefheart & the magic band, clap your hands say yeah, claude debussy, cream, creedence clearwater revival, curtis mayfield, david bowie, depeche mode, derek and the dominoes, devo, dire straits, dmx, DRESSED TO THE NINES, eminem, enon, eric clapton, flogging molly, frank zappa, frank zappa & the mothers of invention, frankie valli & the four seasons, franz lizst, gang of four, giossepi verdi, gorillaz, grandmaster flash, grateful dead, OLD green day (not american idiot) guns n' roses, hector berlioz, iggy & the stooges, immortal technique, iron butterfly, iron maiden, jay-z, jethro tull, jimi hendrix, john lennon, johnny cash, kanye west, kiss, led zeppelin, lightning bolt, louis xiv, low lustre, lynyrd skynyrd, ludacris, matisyahu, MC5, mc hammer, metallica, midnight oil, modest mouse, mudhoney, neil young, neil young & crazy horse, nirvana, NO HOT ASHES, patti smith, pearl jam, pere ubu, pavement, pink floyd, pixies, public enemy, queen, radiohead, rage against the machine, rammstein, ray charles, red hot chili peppers, richard hell & the voidoids, richard wagner, run dmc, SCRATCH, smashing pumpkins, smokey robinson & the miracles, snoop dogg, sonic youth, soundgarden, stone temple pilots, strawberry alarm clock, streetlight manifesto, sublime, supertramp, system of a down, tapes n' tapes, television, the allman brothers band, the animals, the aquabats!, the b-52's, the beatles, the cars, the clash, the cure, the damned, the dead kennedys, the doors, the harlem shakes, the hives, the jimi hendrix experience, the kinks, the mars volta, THE MIDDLEMEN, the ramones, the rolling stones, the sex pistols, the strokes, the velvet underground, the white stripes, the who, the wowz, the yardbirds, turbonegro, weezer, wolfgang amadeus mozart, world/inferno friendship society, wu-tang clan, yeah yeah yeahs, yellowman.that about sums it up.
Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle, SLC Punk, anything by Monty Python, Eurotrip, Star Wars (IV-VI more than I-III), The Lord of the Rings, Mean Girls, The Godfather, School of Rock, Shaun of the Dead, Austin Powers (all 3), The Exorcist, Animal House, The Lion King, Spiderman, Spiderman 2 (not as much as the first one), X-Men, To Kill a Mockingbird, Shrek, Pirates of the Carribean, Cheech and Chong Still Smokin', Antz, Gangs of New York, Saw, Saw II, Army of Darkness, Freaks, Spinal Tap, Sin City, Pirates of the Carribean, Robin Hood: Men in Tights, Young Frankenstein, Blazing Saddles, The Producers, Vacation, Christmas Vacation, Old School, Half Baked, all of them Harry Potter movies, Meet the Parents, Meet the Fockers, Rosemary's Baby, Stripes, V For Vendetta, Kill Bill (Vol 1+2), A Clockwork Orange, Pocahontas, Fight Club, The Big Lebowski, Pulp Fiction, Scarface, The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch & The Wardrobe, Donnie Darko
Carnivale, The Simpsons, Seinfeld, Family Guy, Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, Reno 911!, That 70's Show, Arrested Development, Da Ali G Show, Real Time with Bill Maher, The Man Show (with Adam Carolla and Jimmy Kimmel), The Late Show with David Letterman
Chung Kuo (David Wingrove); Aztec, Aztec Autumn, Aztec Blood, The Journeyer (Gary Jennings); The Exile, Dr. Rat, The Fan Man, Fata Morgana (William Kotzwinkle); Harry potter, of course; A Clockwork Orange (Anthony Burgess); Tai-Pan, Shogun, King Rat (James Clavell); To Kill A Mockingbird (Harper Lee); Dune, Dune Messiah (Frank Herbert) Pet Sematary (Stephen King); No One Here Gets Out Alive (Jerry Hopkins and Danny Sugerman); The Hobbit, Lord of the Rings Trilogy (J.R.R. Tolkien); Of Mice And Men (John Steinbeck); The Giver (Lois Lowry); All Quiet on the Western Front (Erich Maria Remarque); The Catcher in the Rye (J.D. Salinger); A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man (James Joyce); V. (Thomas Pynchon); Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (Hunter S. Thompson); 1984 (George Orwell); Antigone (Sophocles); Naked Lunch, Cities of the Red Night (William S. Burroughs); The Alchemist (Paolo Coelho); The Fountainhead (Ayn Rand); The Motorcycle Diaries (Ernesto "Che" Guevara)
Peter Homitzky, Syd Barrett, Alec Ounsworth, Josh Grier