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Skateboard B

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

Yo. My name's Jason.
I'm 6'0" tall and weigh 165lbs. I have dark blonde hair. My eye color usually differs from day to day, but it's always either blue, green, gray, or hazel.
I have many interests and my two major goals in life are to try as many things as possible and to get as much money as possible. (Some of my harder goals are to learn how to read minds, to grow wings so I can fly, to learn to communicate with fish, and to fall in love. Unfortuantely only one of those is even remotely possible and that would be the one about learning to communicate with fish.) Of all my interests, I love skating, art, videogames, partying, and music the most.
I have two families that have been playing tug o' war with Jessi, Jake, and me all my life. Jessi and Jake are my sister and brother who live in Colorado. I also have two brothers from California named Jeffy and Bobby. My family is very important to me and they all probably take priority over you.
I'm often told I'm:
-very weird
-really nice
-warped
-demented
-funny
-smart
I moved to Sunnyvale, California last year and I'll start college this year. I don't know many people here so I'm actually looking forward to it. It will be way easier to make friends then. I'm way cooler than most people. Especially you.
Hit me up. Unless you suck.

My Interests


-Making Stuff
-Drawing
-Skateboarding
-Making (Cheap Immitation) Music
-Listening to Music (Not Cheap-Immitation)
-Playing Nintendo DS (Nonstop for weeks)
-Eating Food
-Art
-Hiking in the Woods
-Rock Climbing
-Pretty Much All Other Nature-Related Activities
-Partying With My Friends
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I'd like to meet:

Ivan Pavlov, Adolf Hitler, and Charles Manson. If I could harness their brain power all at once, could rule the entire world! Muahahahaha!

Music:

Pennywise

Movies:

Idiocracy

Television:

Frisky Dingo

My Blog

Negative Thinking

Life is a giant obstacle made up of tons of little obstacles. And wouldn't you know it? The little bastards are each armed with a sharp stick or two. As life goes on, you notice things getting worse. ...
Posted by Skateboard B on Mon, 05 May 2008 01:36:00 PST

Fuck You, Sum 41

Why the hell are all my favorite bands selling out? It sucked when Greenday went to the darkside. It was even worse when AFI conformed. I almost cried when Linkin Park transformed. But now I'm filled...
Posted by Skateboard B on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 11:44:00 PST

My Psychoanalysis

Psychoanalyze YourselfDon't read ahead, just answer the following questions with the first thought that comes to mind. Then read what each answer means at the end.1. You are walking in the woods. You ...
Posted by Skateboard B on Sat, 05 Jan 2008 11:10:00 PST

About Me

Hi. I'm Jason Maczko, more commonly known as "Skateboard B." or "That One Wierd Guy Who Does Things" or "Hey, Sh!thead, Get Out of My Way". I'm the kind of kid who takes the "Mensa Warmup Test" and ge...
Posted by Skateboard B on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 05:36:00 PST

Interests

The only reason I have this here is to keep track of my interests. If you actually feel like reading it, here it is. ..> Skateboard B's Interests ..> General Skateboarding, drawing, making and...
Posted by Skateboard B on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 05:25:00 PST

Other Things About Me

Other things about me ((I don't feel like having this on my profile, but it would just be a shame to delete it all so I put it here. If you wanna read it, read it. If you don't, die. Have a nice day!...
Posted by Skateboard B on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 03:03:00 PST

changes

How Much Have You Changed Over the Past Ten Years?-----------10 years ago---------- 1.) How old were you? 8. 2.) Where did you go to school? Springfield Elementary School. 3.) Where did you work? Mmmh...
Posted by Skateboard B on Sun, 21 Oct 2007 01:42:00 PST

P. Nut

P. Nut is just an ordinary peanut.Suddenly, the Peanut Man signal appears in the sky.P. Nut runs into the nearest phone booth and if he can't find one he runs behind the nearest homeless man. (In this...
Posted by Skateboard B on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 05:42:00 PST