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ringo

I dont Sit Bitch

About Me

i am a pure breed un like u other fukers i live in a house with a roof i bark alot i dont like mario cuz if i was ahuman hed be my best friend i run alot and i get all the female dogs aka bitches and shit so if u dnt like it take me out 4 a funking walk u assholes leaving me at home all day to protect fuck u

My Interests

sleep and bark and hump my bed and bug my owner and his family aka mario danny and jaime but i also injoy long walks on the beach even though ive never been there and if i did go id probably get a ticket like those other fukers yesterday at the beach _____ i like water and getting wet

I'd like to meet:

i would like tohave sex but i cant cuz, well i can but i cant make babies so fuck

Music:

my owner screams at me and tells me to shut up so one of these days when someone trys to kill him i wont say a damn thing

Movies:

the lion king buit i dnt think i can watch tv

Heroes:

Jaime and maybe..... jaime or mario if mario were adog or if i could be amarine dog that can hangglide