PAPA MIDNITE

So what about Papa Midnite...Ahem, Ahem, well I guess I would like to say that I'm your average Joe, but i guess that wouldn't be a hundred percent. You see, I'm a pretty random person. Everything from music, to movies, to friends. I like a little bit of everything and a lot of nothing. I try not to limit myself to certain stereotypes. That would be lame-Ooo. I'm a pretty laid back kinda dude(and yes, I still use the word dude). I am grungy. I am an obsessive/compulsive personality. I eat tattoos for breakfast and exorcise my inner most personal demons BAM!! I bleed cafe mocha and I own more shoes than most women. The Master of the Universe lives inside my heart, and the beasts are gnawing at my heals. I take every day as it comes. Worrying wastes precious energy that I need for my many pointless activities to the likes of which reap no reward... Anyway, all of that being said. God is definitely first in my life. He's the One I can depend on undoubtedly unlike the people that walk this ground everyday. He brought me out of a dark place a long time ago and into the light. I'll forever be in his debt. I wouldn't say that I'm "religious". That word doesn't really express my life and the way I perceive God. I just find it hard to believe that the only reason we exist is to eat, sleep, and die. I don't push my beliefs on anyone, but I'm always free to talk about them- I love spending time with my beautiful wife. Seven years now and she's still my bestfriend. We could sit on a rock and have the time of our lives. She slapped a lot of sense into my disfunctional head years ago- I have two furry children, Harley and Moose... if you count animals as offspring- I like hanging out with "me mates", watching gross amounts of movies, and listening to music while sitting in my underwear. I like working out when I'm not being a big lazy animal. Did you know that urine is sterile? That's right, you can drink it-just a thought. I love art. Everything from contemporary to comics. To me it's a way to express yourself without being told whats right or wrong. Mmm, pretty deep, moving on now. I don't believe in coincidences. I don't believe it's a coincidence that you're reading this anymore than it's a coincidence that I wrote it. I like meeting new people. What better way to sum up your own life than to compare it to others. I never judge anyone, though. Who am I to cast stones. With my past, it's kind of hard to suprise me. My friends vary from punks, to preps, to hillbillies(not the "Deliverence" kind...). Variety keeps life interesting. I love things that are out of the ordinary. Things that most people write off as unacceptable to the world's standards, I consider treasure. Friends joke that I carry a dark side. I admit that my interests are different from most people in my "genre" of life, but it has better prepared me for what this rock of a world can throw at me. God made us all different. I say embrace who you are. Even if that means not fitting in at the local country club. If you like pale make-up, then smear it on. If you love sci-fi, then break out the trekky suit. If you like tattoos, then lets go gets some ink. Let's be ourselves, forget the world, and enjoy life while we have it. Pimp My ProfileTime with the Mrs., watching gnarly movies, drawing tweeked out messed up stuff, tattoos, "little people", shifting gears, low-rise boot-cut jeans, big doses of caffeine, medieval stuff, guitars, sugar skulls, wallet chains, cafe mochas, storms, duct tape, hummers, ghost tours, mexican food, lazy daze, fluffy little creatures, sharpies, big belt buckles, sweet tea, individuals, innocence, candlelight, motorcycles, affliction wear, c.a.o., red robin burgers, fireworks, silly putty, mayhem, adrenaline, hanging with chums, trucker watches, lone wolf studios, black t-shirts, happy meals Pimp My ProfileHypocrites, finger pointers, nay sayers, cankles, mullets, country music, abercrombie idolizers, honkies, yuppies, dentists, socks, sea monsters, snitches, backbiters, child abusers, baseball, tucking in my shirt, paying freekin bills, paying freekin taxes, flipped up collars, orlando bloom, golf, white jeans, mosquitoes, shots, throwing up, work, getting lost, voicemail, fat free food, people who think they're perfect, late fees, combing my hair, mustaches, mowing my flippin yard, bees, egg nog, chick flicks, lifting heavy stuff Pimp My Profile..Well I kno karate,Voodoo too
Im gonna make myself available to you
I don't need no make up
I got real scars
I got hair on my chest
I look good without a shirt
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