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Chris Muthafuckin' Strykker

Fuck you i wont do what you tell me.

About Me


Hi.
I'm Christo.
I have to say first and foremost...
I eat, sleep, breathe, and shit just like you.
I love and hate just like you.
I'm broke just like you.
I have hopes and dreams just like you.
And i have plenty of people that have helped me
along the way to get where im at and going.
Thank you Everyone. Love you guys!
My best friend is Vasili
Nigga, i love you man
One day we'll be livin the high life bro, i promise.
"CRYDO-DD"
My Mother is my backbone. without her i would not be
who i am today.
I am attending Musicians Institute: Guitar Institute
of Technology in the fall so Hollywood watchout, theres
a new kid in town.
Someone very wise told me something recently that has
changed my life and possibly the way i am for the better
"Overanalysis can lead to Paralysis"
Think about it.
But not too much...
Looks ARE deceiving so dont judge a book by its cover
Give everything a chance, you might find something worth fighting for but also take everything with a grain of salt.
Pretty much saying, "try it, you might like it"
"RESPECT"
I speak the truth.
so if you cant handle that then i'm sorry i didnt lie to you.
Irony is a VERY funny thing.
"NO MATTER WHAT, IF YOU WANT TO BE A MUSICIAN, IT TAKES A LOT OF LUCK. BUT YOU CAN'T GET THAT LUCK WITHOUT SHOWING THAT YOU DESERVE IT. ON THE TECHNICAL SIDE, YOU NEED TO PRACTICE, PRACTICE, PRACTICE. IT SOUNDS REALLY OBVIOUS, BUT IT'S REALLY TRUE. THE PEOPLE THAT CARE ABOUT BEING GOOD-THAT REALLY STRIVE TO BE GOOD-THOSE ARE THE ONES WHO ULTIMATELY SUCCEED. BE IN A BAND FOR THE RIGHT REASON: TO BE IN A GREAT BAND THAT HAS SOMETHING VERY IMPORTANT TO SAY; NOT TO BE FAMOUS OR MEET CHICKS OR GET CHEAP DRUGS. YOU HAVE TO DO IT BECAUSE YOU REALLY ENJOY PERFORMING FOR PEOPLE AND SENDING OUT A MESSAGE."
"Prepare thy flesh my sweet,
warm and willing against my mouth,
will you give me thy soul in a bloddy kiss,
so that i may devour thee forever."
Lemme Know Whats On Your Mind...

My Interests


GUITAR

"THE BUSiNESS"

LIFE

ADVENTURE

THE MIND
THE HEART
ABNORMAL PSYCHOLOGY
THE UNKNOWN...

I'd like to meet:



Music:

Anything.

Movies:

Office Space
Fracture
V for Vendetta
The Jacket
Quiz Show
The 13th Warrior
The Sixth Sense
Crank
Borat
The Notebook
My Big Fat Greek Wedding
The Excorsist
300

Television:

LUCKY LOUIE R.I.P.
HISTORY CHANNEL
TLC
DISCOVERY CHANNEL
DOCUMENTARIES!
GHOST SHOWS
VH1 CLASSIC
FOX-SPORTS NET
FUTBALL

Books:


STEPHEN KING
"THE KEEP"
SHAKESPEARE
THE INFERNO
THE BIBLE
THE PARANORMAL SCENE

Heroes:

My Mom.
Mah main nigga D.

Musical Heros: Michael Angelo Batio, Yngwie Malmsteen, Rob Marcello, George Lynch, Eddie Van Halen, Eric Clapton, Sebastian Bach (Skid Row),Killswitch Engage, Dokken, Rising Force, I Killed the Prom Queen, Paganini, Tyketto, Metallica, Etc...

My Blog

The Next Chapter.

Well,ill try to make this short and sweet but i know it wont be. lolmy days as here in Florida are running very short.To all my friends and family first off, thank you for all the support you've given...
Posted by Chris Muthafuckin' Strykker on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 05:50:00 PST

A warning to all my adversaries, my Battleaxe lay clean and sharp...

Let it be known. From here on out, if you step in my path, i shall slay you down with no mercy. So let this be a warning to all adversaries far and wide, my Battleaxe lay clean and sharp.  I dare...
Posted by Chris Muthafuckin' Strykker on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 10:39:00 PST

410

This is the first day of my lifeSwear I was born right in the doorwayI went out in the rainSuddenly everything changed They're spreadin' blankets on the beachYours is the first face that ...
Posted by Chris Muthafuckin' Strykker on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 11:00:00 PST

Drowning in Irony.

She sits and she smiles,unaware of the danger,Slowly, unknowingly,oh! how the plot will get stranger!He laughs as he paces,amazed by the moment,Little does he know,this story has more to it.Only time ...
Posted by Chris Muthafuckin' Strykker on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 02:10:00 PST

My Dreamscape.

wrote this one a while back...My Dreamscapeits hard to wake up with nothing at all,to leave it all behind to follow a dream,and everyone tells me that ill never make it,but this is what i wanted, this...
Posted by Chris Muthafuckin' Strykker on Wed, 30 May 2007 11:03:00 PST

This ones to you babe.

Love of mine some day you will dieBut I'll be close behindI'll follow you into the darkNo blinding light or tunnels to gates of whiteJust our hands clasped so tightWaiting for the hint of a sparkIf he...
Posted by Chris Muthafuckin' Strykker on Tue, 15 May 2007 12:30:00 PST

:D

HEAVY METALThe protagonist arrives on a Harley, kills the dragon, drinks a few beers, and bones the princess.POWER METALThe protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the dragon, saves t...
Posted by Chris Muthafuckin' Strykker on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 07:07:00 PST

Yes.

"My Smokin' Song"[Chorus: repeat 2X]This is my smokin' songIt ain't very long, but guaranteed to get the job doneSmoke one, what the fuck you waitin' onGet high, I'd love to blaze you high as the skyB...
Posted by Chris Muthafuckin' Strykker on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 11:03:00 PST

I have officially become what i have set out to be.

This is a snippet of a chat with a friend by the name of Chris. He is already made an enough impact on my life for a previous blog to be presented to you...now comes anotherafter discussing the recent...
Posted by Chris Muthafuckin' Strykker on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 09:49:00 PST

Life is good : )

i think im finally happy.=)
Posted by Chris Muthafuckin' Strykker on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 03:49:00 PST