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Marky Mark

I am here for Friends

About Me

I currently sell my own body parts to continue the assistance of my weight loss. This weight loss was of course started when a surgeon fucked up my operatioon and damaged my nerve causing my a terrible amount of pain every time I eat, Sneeze, Yawn, Chew Swallow etc and have now given me the joy of Pain Killers for LIFE used to be Morphine now a different pain killer as they didnt work. I wonder if that surgeon ever did get my thank you card!!!!

My Interests

Gotta love the sarcasm. Sex Football Rugby Cricket Darts Music

I'd like to meet:

Louise Redknapp cause my god is she amazing, Bill Gates to ask for some money, Bernard Fanning, Andy Parfait, Noel Gallagher the man really is a genius, Thom Yorke the guy is a ledge, Jessica Alba, Kelly Brook, Sarah Michelle Gellar (pretty obvious why)also Michael Moore and George Bush to ask him why?

Music:

Oasis, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Powderfinger, U2, REM, Radiohead, Snow Patrol, Muse, Greenday, Pete Murray, The Killers, Bernard Fanning, Fratellis, Live, The Fray, Avril, Stereophonics, etc. Also dance music. I am simply loving a version of somewhere over the rainbow by a guy called isreal kamakawiwo'ole. It features on ER when the bald guy with glasses is dying and also apparently on 50 first dates. Please listen to it, I now want it at my funeral as well as the live version of these days by powderfinger, featuring on their live album available now at HMV.

Movies:

The Shawshank Redemption, Dumb and Dumber, Philadelphia, Forest Gump, Trainspotting, Primal Fear, Training Day, Man on Fire, Ace Ventura, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Fight Club, American Beauty, American HistoryX, Jerry Mguire, Spiderman, Shrek, American Pie, ID, Scum, Bruce Almighty, 40 year old Virgin, Bowling for Columbine, Fahrenhite 911,

Television:

Friends, Scrubs, Simpsons, Lost, The F Word, Murder One, Soaps, I'm Alan Partridge, Match of The Day, Game shows, Buffy, Men behaving badly, Bottom, Only fools and horses, Fawlty Towers, Some Mothers Do Ave Em, Game On, 2pints of Lager,

Books:

The Davinci code, Bad as I wanna be, Dan Brown Novels, AutoBiographys. Michael Moore books are pure pure genius, the man is a ledge.

Heroes:

Myself, Jamie Carragher, Ian Rush, Bernard Fanning, Steve coogan