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Grumpy John

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

Trees talk to each other at night.
All fish are named either Lorna or Jack.
Before your eyeballs fall out from watching too much TV, they get very loose.
Tiny bears live in drain pipes.
If you are very very quiet you can hear the clouds rub against the sky.
The moon and the sun had a fight a long time ago.
Everyone knows at least one secret language.
When nobody is looking, I can fly.
We are all held together by invisible threads.
Books get lonely too.
Sadness can be eaten.

©1984 - John Robert Warnock

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Eric Boucher
Salvador Allende
Kemal Zughayer
Daniel Johnston
Henry Lawrence Garfield
Peter Norman, Tommie Smith & John Carlos
Rodolpho Walsh
James Heriot Duke
Robert Zimmerman
Wesley Willis
Ernesto Guevara
Edmund Hilary
Yoram Gross
Henry Miller
Stevland Judkins
Laurence Tureaud
Oodgeroo Noonuccal
Angela Davis
Charles Bannerman
Huey Newton
The Balibo Five
Mumia Abu Jamal

Who I'd like to punch in the face:
Darrin Hodges
Jim Inhofe
Sam Pierce
Bill O'Reilly
A human representation of Centrelink, or Bureaucracy in general
Fred Nile
White Supremacists
Christian Punks. Its an oxymoron and an insult, to both punk rock and christianity.

My Blog

Obama

I was going to write a blog about how lazy our generation is, but I couldn't be fucked.
Posted by on Tue, 20 Jan 2009 23:46:00 GMT

Feed the animals

I was sitting in the Eagle Bar today between lectures, reading an article about an auction house who claim to have a boomerang that belonged to Captain James Cook.  In the artice, a museum direct...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Sep 2008 21:35:00 GMT

Like the last tooth in a gum

An amazing and beautiful photograph, despite the gravity of the situation;On May Day, just after leaving her fiancé, 23-year-old Evelyn McHale wrote a note. 'He is much better off without me ... I wou...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Aug 2008 05:46:00 GMT

When falling becomes flying, and vice versa

There is an ad on the radio while I am at work..."Borrow money off us, and repay your debts. Our interest rates are low."It was immediately followed by another ad..."There is a starving little boy in...
Posted by on Wed, 02 Jul 2008 01:29:00 GMT

Destroying America, one donut at a time

The Age - Thursday 28th May 2008The Dunkin' Donuts chain has pulled an online advertisement featuring celebrity chef Rachael Ray after critics argued that that a scarf she wore in the ad offers symbol...
Posted by on Wed, 28 May 2008 18:24:00 GMT

I am a pedophile and I love child pornography. Oops!!!!

Bill Henson is a well known Australian photographer, who this week had his work seized by the police after the opening night of his exhibition. Apparently, it was deemed pornographic, and because the...
Posted by on Tue, 27 May 2008 03:02:00 GMT

I wont go back to your frownland

FebFast is over. I am allowed to drink again. I raised $151.00 (thanks to everyone who donated) for drug and alcohol rehabilitation centres by not drinking, and saw the effects of alcohol in a new l...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 03:57:00 GMT

C.U.N.T.

Written by Larissa Dubecki of The Age..bylineDetails--> .. language=JavaScript1.1> .. if(detailsstrpagination) { document_write(detailsstrpagination); } //--> ..> ..articleDetails--> LAST week was (...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 15:03:00 GMT

Someday I’ll look back and laugh

Pretty much, I didn't get into the course I wanted to get into at uni, so I'm going to be in Albury for a while yet. I'm not really that excited about it, nor am I worried. Its more like "what now?" ...
Posted by on Fri, 01 Feb 2008 07:32:00 GMT

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Never question the significance of a question. Answers can be right or wrong. Questions are never wrong. Questions are the way forward. Question authority and the majority. The rebels and the min...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 03:26:00 GMT