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Buffalolo McGlumphy

I am here for Friends

About Me

i'm a dork. i'm a lamer. i have friends. they are the best, and i miss them all a great deal, as i do not get to see them nearly enough. i love small town kids. they are the best. the smaller, the better. they think for themselves, and are more individualistic and inventive. i think it's cuz there isn't always stuff to do, so they have more appreciation for what they do have. if i was 1.5 inches taller, i would wanna be on ANTM...damn the fashion industry and their height regulations!i don't have nearly enough tattoos.i am messy.i'm in love.i need to stop being lazy, before i get old and realize i did nothing with my life and didn't accomplish any of the things i had hoped to.i like stars...and i also like to over-use elipses ... ---those things...yeah. that's 'bout it.

My Interests

Music, Death, Eating, Tattoos, Sleeping, Film-making, Pie (and other baked goods), Crying, Art/Photography, Hopscotch, Skip-It, Arm/Leg Warmers, Fingerless Gloves, Bandanas, 'Spenders, and other fashion-over-function accessories, Brown Bears...

I'd like to meet:

you...

Music:

'bout it!?! these boys stole my heart...and broke it! Woke Up Falling (r.i.p. i miss you horribly) , The Conversation , Camp kill Yourself , The Paper Chase, the Yoleus, Hedwig and the Angry Inch soundtrack, Emperor X, The Diversion Scene, New Transit Direction, Jawbreaker, Cadillac Blindside(r.i.pieces.), The Anniversary, The Used , OiL (r.i.p.), Prince, Tegan and Sara, Elkland, V9R9d (a.k.a. vapid, miss you), Pilot Round The Sun (r.i.p. you shall be missed), Lita Ford, the Bloodhound Gang, Robert Palmer, Align(r.i.p.), Last Days Of April, Michael Jackson, Piebald, Espionage!, Time Spent Driving, The Liars, Now She's Gone, A-ha, Mike Oldfield, James Brown, Bryan Adams, Cursive, The Cure, Billy Music (r.i.p.), Diseased, Bjork, G.G. Allin (.r.i.p.), Foreign Objects, Clutch, The Get Up Kids, Kinah, Eddie Money, Deville, My Bloody Valentine, the Cardinal Sin , Knapsack, Michael Penn, Def Leppard, Suplex, Billy Idol, Meatloaf, Napkin (r.i.p.) haha, Deathcab for Cutie, River City High, Pat Benetar, Henry Mancini, KISS, The Temptations, Mary Kayos, Alkaline Trio, Thought Riot, Loverboy, Weezer(colors), Saves the Day, Bright Eyes, A Fire Inside , Journey, old Slackjaw, Rudy and Blitz(r.i.p.), Bon Jovi, Aneuretical, Fairmont, The Contingency Plan, Sunny Day Real Estate, Guns N' Roses, Red Over Lunar, Malevolent Creation, Tami Hinesh, October 32nd, Three Mile Pilot, Blondie, Tora! Tora! Torrance! (r.i.p. tears), In Ink Please, The Apers, Brian Jones, Taking Back Sunday, Asking Abby/Fourth Quarter Jinx, Death, Fairweather, Dave O'Connell (a.k.a. Ocho), Quiloh (a.k.a. Heavy Flo' and the Cooter Dams or The Lady), Sleepeater (formerly Burly), Something Corporate, haha Gnarkill, Glover (r.i.p.), Hollander, The Poppets, Sdaquist(r.i.p.), most butt-rock...oh yeah, and Hot as Love , you know...this is totally random and by no means comprehensive.

Movies:

Black Christmas (...i'm talking the old one. the new one wasn't nearly as good.), Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Sleepaway Camp (1 and 3 are best, but the whole trilogy together is awesome, looking forward to 'return to...'), Virtual Sexuality, RENT, Heathers, Phantasm, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Hockey Night, Rollercoaster, Willow, Prom Night, Edward Scissorhands, Like Normal People, Don't Go In The Woods, Boats Barges and Nasties, House of Wax (with Vincent Price), Them, Amelie, Terror Train, All Over Me, Saved, Million Dollar Mystery, Dark City, Happy Birthday to Me, i*d*r deluxe video album, Cannibal Holocaust, Jawbreaker, Friday the 13th (again pts. 1 and 3 are best), Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?, Empire Records, KIDS, Willard, The Life of David Gale, Halloween (they're all good, but pt. 2 is my favourite), Haggard, Silent Night Deadly Night, Thrashin' (gotta love a gay skate gang), Carrie, The Crush, the CkY videos, I Eat Your Skin, Ben, the Gate, and various other random 70's-80's-very early 90's horror. any good gorey senseless slasher. most of jonh waters' early films. pretty much anything with misty mundae...or kevin spacey. cut butt 1 . . . NOT Hellgate...that movie is horrible.

Television:

House, ANTM, So You Think You Can Dance

Books:

mostly comics. i like to read, but sometimes i just can't do it...i seriously have an attention span about as long as this sentence.

Heroes:

the guy who rides his wheelchair up and down University covered in rope lights...i think he's selling things?

My Blog

You know you’re from SoDak if...

During a storm, you check the cattle before you check the kids. The local gas station sells live bait. You don't buy all your vegetables at the grocery store. You know the code names for everyone on t...
Posted by Buffalolo McGlumphy on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 05:14:00 PST

hey, i bet you didnt know that...

4 Things you didn't know about meA) Four jobs I have had in my life before the age of 25:1. bar wench2. pizza slut3. cleaner upper4. desk monkeyB) Four movies I would watch over and over:1. Sleep Away...
Posted by Buffalolo McGlumphy on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 07:16:00 PST

messages...

on my answering machine tonite when i got home - "Please give me a call back. I just want to know, if i get a root canal done somewhere else, can i come back to your clinic for a crown?"   ...i ...
Posted by Buffalolo McGlumphy on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 07:15:00 PST

Have no fear...

i was not on the 35W bridge when it collapsed.   oh, and that underdog movie is going to suck. why do they keep taking all the best part of my childhood and turning them into really shitty movies...
Posted by Buffalolo McGlumphy on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 01:27:00 PST

my number...

for those of you who don't have it...651.489.8921. i like to recieve phone calls. i also have an address, but i am moving in a month, so if you want that you can call me...and i will give it to you. i...
Posted by Buffalolo McGlumphy on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 07:54:00 PST

...on love and loss.

this is me. what i am, who i've become. i don't think i know me. i am not who i used to be. i do know that. i think i've lost pieces of me to find parts of myself. and to do it all again, if given the...
Posted by Buffalolo McGlumphy on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 02:46:00 PST

what am i doing with my life?

i always had such big dreams when i was younger. i thought by now i'd be doing something. thought i'd be someone. so, what if i never amount to anything... if i just don't have the talent. and it's no...
Posted by Buffalolo McGlumphy on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 02:51:00 PST

snow. snow. snow.

looks like it might be a white christmas after all. hopefully it will all melt away after that tho. this winter sucks. it's cold, but not cold enough to freeze the lakes. i just wanna go skating.
Posted by Buffalolo McGlumphy on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 09:51:00 PST

i got robbed!!!

actually, they didn't take anything from me. but they got jeremy's wallet, including his bank card, driver's license, insurance card, soc. security card, and our free pizza hut gift certificate, which...
Posted by Buffalolo McGlumphy on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 08:42:00 PST

...WHY?!?!?

every spring someone has the fuckn brilliant idea to bring back 'skinny jeans'...which are nothing more than glorified tapered-leg jeans. all the celebrities wear them and the are ugly as fuck! j...
Posted by Buffalolo McGlumphy on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 02:18:00 PST