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Your so money baby, and you don't even know it

About Me

welp i reside in the NATI (if your drawing a blank that's short for Cincinnati- ....and if your not cultured at all- the Nati is a city in Ohio) so hey don't trash it. Im a girl- no joke- and yes blonde is my color of choice. Keep in mind i cant spell worth a damn. Im striving towards womanhood but for now ill settle on being a 19 year old infatuated with cartoons (...and yes i still laugh at poop and fart jokes). I love cereal ...i would even go as far as saying its my favorite food in the ENTIRE UNIVERSE...dun dun dun... ok lets see what else... oh i love BOWLING a lot. I feel that the act of bowling is theraputic. Knocking shit over competatively is GENIUS. I go to art school (so those of you who dont believe its a real profession.... EAT ME....slim jim get it) Believe it or not art goes beyond coil-pot-making and finger-painting ....we also do some intense stick figure studies....*I LOVE WITY MOVIES and HOMELESS PEOPLE with good stories.MY LIFE ANALOGY- you know when your little and your parents tell you not to touch the stove because it's hot .... well i was the kid who felt it necessary to not take their word for it. To put it simply- im the type of person who has always chosen to learn from my mistakes only after receiving 3rd degree burns. Still got some scars.

My Interests

i enjoy long walks on the beach....only if i make sure to stop about half way to build a haneous sand castle with a mote and drawbridge

I'd like to meet:

MYSELF- Not out of vanity but because i think it would be crazy to see yourself from an outside perspective. Plus id want to know if i could kick her ass.

Music:

this week- Cursive- "DOMESTICA" has lived in my CD player.... i always have Modest Mouse on backup- how briliant is a song title like 'Talkin shit about a pretty sunset'..... good stuff.... I also have a classic rock fetish and a soft spot for jazz/BLUES!

Movies:

DONNIE DARKO- Frank is the most twisted approach at taking a cute and fury wilderness animal and turning it into a post apocolyptic Demon RABBIT.... i love that movie....little advice: anything done by the Coen Brothers or Tarantino should be owned.

Television:

The only Stations worth having on- COMEDY CENTRAL ("Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch") and CARTOON NETWORK (ADULT SWIM should be mandatory)

Books:

Currently re-reading THE DA VINCI CODE and 1/2 through Chuck Palahniuk's LULLABY

Heroes:

my mom