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About Me

i suck... and not in a good way... toothy

My Interests

panthers, unicorns, preparing for the zombie appocalypse, cooking shitty food for yuppies

Music:

TRON,Died at Birth, The IN/Security Camera, Assfault, Shorebirds, Shitty Beattles, Mithrandir, Disbrakes, Roskopp, Wrath, the red king, Howard Fucking Willett, Deadpan Pariah, kudzu, dirty hands

Movies:

any thing with zombies or sharks (like the movie Zombie where a zombie fights a shark)

Television:

really fun when thrown down stairs with a glorious explosion and angry neighbors.... and Trailer Park Boys

Books:

great with garlic and some pepper

Heroes:

mitch hedberg, Tate (the oogle-master-general)

My Blog

the truth of the matter

my life has changed dramatically. i have realized now that i am psychic and can talk to the dead. i wont hide it anymore. all i have to do is touch another mans penis and i can see t...
Posted by p@uLs To ThE w@LL on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 03:18:00 PST

i just realized im a ho-bag

hi everyone i dont like you anymore. um , , this just isnt working out! im quitting my job and moving to euthanasia to be a monk(ey). oh yeah and if any girls out there like me, im gay.
Posted by p@uLs To ThE w@LL on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 02:24:00 PST

goodnight vulturegate

so i sit here in my new home....i bid thee; sqeeky-bed-havin beastmasters, heavymetal crusaders, unicornian dreamers and of course you bleach-headed troopers, the fondest of memories from those ...
Posted by p@uLs To ThE w@LL on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 03:25:00 PST

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Posted by p@uLs To ThE w@LL on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST