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About Me

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It's 1673, D'Artagnan was shot and killed in some battle for some dodgy French bloke, and God did look down and think "bugger... he was reet that one"... cut to 1976, 303years in the making and finally his successor "Craig" is placed into the world!.. correcting the mistakes of the past (being french among others),this "Craig"... surges forth with a fury that would make a frenchman hide under his onions (not a euphemism). Minus his sabre, but armed with an engine he strikes home his motto "10010011100" which... if you're a robot, is uncannily hilarious! my guise...Born a fish, my Mother was an oxfam dress, my Father was an industrial limpet removing tool. I evolved quickly and the irish government relocated me to England where it was believed that as a sleeper agent i may be called into service prior to Irelands second coming and consequent take over of the glass polishing industry. My cover is that i am "Craig" , i fall into the large demograph of 30yrolds who cannot afford their own house. i work as a rufty tufty pipelayer for a civil engineering firm, and my best friend is my Civic VTi.... my lesser friend is my Escort in which i plan to murder on the race track and my dream lady is the Honda Integra i plan on importing later this year!

My Interests

MotoGP,BSB,F1...actually anything with an engine holds my attention! usual stuff... music, films, photography, frolic, and humor!! lots of it!Honda Civic vti, on nordschleife . 9.07 sec ( to all the non-petrolheads!.... sorry :)

I'd like to meet:

All you lovely and super dooper people!!

Music:

Paradise lost, New model Army, OK GO, Teddybears, Robots in disguise, RATM, Amy Winehouse, Muse, Zero 7, Air, NIN, A perfect circle, Apocalyptica, Kaiser chiefs, wow loads of different stuff , i'll listen to anything that appeals to me, not a fan of categories!

Movies:

currently....Rocketman (harland williams), V for Vendetta, Serenity, Aliens, Cars, Taxi.( this changes literally every week!)

Television:

Lost, Invader Zim, My name is Earl, Garth Marenghi's Darkplace, The IT crowd, Futurama, mighty boosh, and Heroes

Books:

Join Me - Danny Wallace....Pirates in an adventure with scientists/Whaling - Gideon Defoe....Demon Tweeks Catalogue! - Demon tweeks

Heroes:

.. Valentino Rossi

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My Blog

07 so far....

...has been quite alot of fun! ive gotten to meet some of my most amazing friends across the country, and ive got plans to meet them aload more over the next few months! my new job although hard work ...
Posted by Craig on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 07:34:00 PST

Gnomes in a Fountain

Monday... day of blues! and im not refering to soul music! Just had an interesting weekend, really worked out alot different than it first appeared, for better and worse! on the Saturday i met ...
Posted by Craig on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 12:17:00 PST

Craig's Myspace friends challenge

OK... here's the manifesto...... Craig... being of sound.... body ( well almost...i mean more than the mind anyway) must seek a new friend from each of the countries listed on the mypace br...
Posted by Craig on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 04:19:00 PST

Donnington...an stuff!

Phew... over for another year! Again it was awsome to see the bikes and get away for a bit, though it was stupidly hot there so was impossible to explore the place properly!. Rossi had a stunning race...
Posted by Craig on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 06:52:00 PST

ok...i've landed!

Hey!, ok sorted out these pages so they look a little less pants! ( or more depending on personal opinion!) So.... Lost my job yesterday, bit gutted but more for the lack of money and the fri...
Posted by Craig on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 12:37:00 PST

ahhh

done it! does anyone actually read this shit!? i dont!! incase someone does, can you please tell me how i can make my profile look a little less like it was designed by marks and spencers?...
Posted by Craig on Thu, 02 Mar 2006 07:41:00 PST

wtf!?

how do i even post a blog?? .... ......i dont know!!??
Posted by Craig on Thu, 02 Mar 2006 07:40:00 PST