Jeff Scumfuck, Slayer of Gods - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I bathe in the tears of orphans and I'm an asshole. But I'm really adorable!

My Interests

Drawing. Music. Movies. Computers and other geeky shit. Playing bass. Drinking. Vikings. Lasers. Lazer Vikings. Smoking cigarettes. Coughing up phlemmy shit into a can (hot.) Pen and paper RP games. Sleeping. Webdesign. Photoshoping my drawings. S&M.

I'd like to meet:

Hot chicks with big combat boots."It's better to be functionally drunk than dysfunctionally sober." - Hunter S. Thompson."Work is the curse of the drinking class." - Oscar Wilde."No, I don't have a drinking problem except when I can't get a drink." - Tom Waits."Smoking is a sexy way to commit suicide." - Kurt VonegutAIM: DeadSoupSYL
Use at your own risk.

Music:

Things that don't suck.

Movies:

Thing's that don't suck.

Television:

Thing's that don't suck.

Books:

Books that don't suck.

Heroes:

Man, Gandhi. Gandhi and Bettie Page. It'd be fucking awesome if, like, there was a picture with Bettie Page putting her boot on top of Gandhi's back while he was in a choker and she was holding his head up with a rope in her other hand.

My Blog

Burnnnnn

I burned out my computer. It's dead. For good, this time.I'll only have sporadic access to a computer.Call me up if you need something.
Posted by Jeff Scumfuck, Slayer of Gods on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 02:54:00 PST

My new hero, the Scotsman

Well a Scotsman clad in kilt left a bar on evening fair And one could tell by how we walked that he drunk more than his share He fumbled round until he could no longer keep his feet Then he stumble...
Posted by Jeff Scumfuck, Slayer of Gods on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 11:51:00 PST

I was in detox

I've been in detox since last Wednesday. That's why I had no phone or e-mail or anything. I'm out now and back on regular rehab day schedule.Ever really want to feel like a zombie? Spend four days in ...
Posted by Jeff Scumfuck, Slayer of Gods on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 04:51:00 PST

I will get you backk.

Somebody hit me in the face twice tonight.The bartenders told me it was okay. They'd take caare fo it.They got my side.But I'm not okay with it.No one fucks with mee and gets away with it.No oneJust&n...
Posted by Jeff Scumfuck, Slayer of Gods on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 03:02:00 PST

Fuck you.

Fuck the assumptions that you make of me.Fuck the fact that you seem to think I'm fucking retarded and can't see through the cloud of bullshit that fills the contaminated, toxic air that I breathe.Fuc...
Posted by Jeff Scumfuck, Slayer of Gods on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 11:44:00 PST

Chumpy wumpy

I'm, like, doing stuff and shitLife's on the up and upWord
Posted by Jeff Scumfuck, Slayer of Gods on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 01:13:00 PST

My fucking car died!

I was on my way to take my final for my sociology class that I didn't take last semester. Driving along 280, about a mile away from the Daly City/Westlake Ave exit, my car suddenly lost all power in t...
Posted by Jeff Scumfuck, Slayer of Gods on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 10:27:00 PST

I'm 21

Being 21 rules.Yes, yes it does.I am drunk.
Posted by Jeff Scumfuck, Slayer of Gods on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 02:59:00 PST

Medication Adventures, Part III

Went to see my doctor today. She was under the impression that the Effexor had no effect on me and when I told her it was like I was on E for seventeen hours, she seemed dumbfounded. I told her that I...
Posted by Jeff Scumfuck, Slayer of Gods on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 10:46:00 PST

Antidepressants = E?

I took my first antidepressant today and it, like, fucked me up. It feels like I've been on E for the last twelve hours. Maybe it has something to do with me taking the last half-gramish of coke I had...
Posted by Jeff Scumfuck, Slayer of Gods on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 11:07:00 PST