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Caulk Mobster

I am so the shit.

About Me

Check out the trailer for a new film I wrote the original score for: "Join Us"...a documentary by Ondi Timoner currently playing at the LA FILM FEST 2007...Join Us - Trailer

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I like the following things and/or persons: French fries, porkchops, applesauce, Nerf products, Hot Wheels, paper clips, sharp pencils, Gandhi.

www.myspace.com/xxgreatapexx
www.greatapemusic.com

My Interests

baking cookies and making out.

I'd like to meet:

I'd really like to get into a conversation with the trannies at the Benitos Tacos who deal cocaine at 630AM when I'm getting my coffee in the morning. Also, I love punching hipsters in the nuts, so I'd like to meet a few.

Music:

Coheed, Flunk, Sufjan, Death Cab, Ween, Helmet, Joy Division, Interpol, Caribou, Brazil, MC Paul Barman, Cannibal Corpse, Journey, Bowie, Michael Andrews, Depeche, Zero7, Al Green, Dean Martin, Cake, Eye Hate God, Endicott, Super Furry, Trail of Dead, The D, Esthero, Chicago, Faint, Deftones, Echo & The Bunnymen, Decemberists, Aphex, Daft Punk, Mayfield, Bad Brains, Sigur Ros, Deadsy, Type O, Manual, OOIOO, Faith No More, Atreyu, NIN, SqrPshr, FC Kahuna, Gary Numan, The Dining Rooms, Autolux, Shadow, Krush, Roni Size, Beatnuts, Prince, GiftofGab, MF Doom, At The Drive-In & Mars Volta, AFI, Muse, Billie Holiday, Ben Folds, The Streets, boyhitscar, Bloodhound, Brad Mehldau, Fantomas.

Movies:

are super awesome, normally.

Television:

Lost is gay.

Books:

Eggers.

Heroes:

Richie Kulchar

My Blog

Glitter Maker Rocks.

http://www.GlitterMaker.com/ - Glitter Graphics...
Posted by Caulk Mobster on Wed, 04 Jan 2006 08:29:00 PST

A Formal Message To All Cockroaches (PETA, Please Read)

Die. You and all your brethren, die. Die in a massive, unprecedented holocaust, all your little cockroach babies, little brothers and sisters, aunts and uncles, burn and perish. Die as painful a d...
Posted by Caulk Mobster on Wed, 02 Nov 2005 08:35:00 PST

Dakota Fanning is a Retarded Midget.

I'm sitting in bed with my foot in a cast, and all I have in this world right now is daytime television and painkillers. Good Morning LA is an atrocity, so I turn the channel. The View is like watchin...
Posted by Caulk Mobster on Wed, 02 Nov 2005 08:26:00 PST

My Side Of A Brief Conversation with Brad Skyler, Los Angeles Resident

Dude! Holy shit! You look GREAT! Where'd you get that shirt? What's that, Gucci? It's hot, dude. Real hot. Sorry, my name's Richie. Well, I'm trying to get into acting so I'm thinking about changing i...
Posted by Caulk Mobster on Wed, 02 Nov 2005 08:21:00 PST