my name is max and i am a dog. i used 2 live in the midlands but now i live in london with daddy tamster mummy fi fi and my auntie amber. i also react to the names gluteus, gertrude and cheese. i like long walks, chewing things and gravy bones. some people think im a rottweiler, which is good because it scares the local youth in the area. im black, 4 ft 6 on my back legs and my favourite toy is a beanie baby called huggins. i ripped his ear so every1 knows its mine. i like chinese food, but i cant eat ribs because they hurt my bum bum when they cum out sideways. i dont like being left alone, and i dont like ugly dogs because i dont want to catch rabies. ugly dogs have rabies, dont they??? at the moment i am chewin my bone and waiting for my parents to walk me. im looking for a young, energetic bitch who has no kids and is looking 2 have sum... prehaps 10 - 15. they must like it doggy style because i dont know how to do it any other way. im 1 and a half but i had to lie about my age because technically im about 11 in dog years and i couldnt have a myspace profile untill i was 14,which is another 6 months in doggy years.
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