Lex Fight

I love...Stralia, mullets, rugby players, dudes in blue wife beaters, guns n cannons (girls you know what I am saying yo), wog functions, getting on the turps, the occasional spastic attack, my bling ring, meat pies, carlton draught, roller derby, XB coups, durries, keeping fit, steel caps and more recently heels (OMG!), My bitches: Hannah, Corrie, Jody, Kylie, Jess, Jo No Mercy and my Maco mate Kazzarama all rulers of the earth, My fucking rad machine of a car, my arse, fucking what's his name, knuckle dusters, when people come to your house with booze and then leave it there, cat hair all over my clothes, well kept eyebrows, yobbos, My sydney mates, I love my job and some of the people that work there, people that want to do important things even if they dont end up doing them, good times not the bad times, erasing the bad people from my life, no mucking around, frankston and preston safeway..................................................... ...........................I Hate...Scenesters, how nothing is Australian made or owned anymore, suck ups, security guards that are owners of tic tacs, dudes that drive small girly cars like echos and barinas GAY AS FUCK, being fucked over and taken for granted, all talk and no action, the new smoking laws, junkies, bad eyebrows, how people forget that I own the fucking road, self doubt (don't worry I have none), protesters (GET A JOB), punks that smash shit when they are not actually angry, juke box theives (where is your permission slip?) and MACHO head games...