Myself...
My Boyfriend.
Galavanting the world.
Motley Crue.
Work.
I read a lot...
I dont like going out much.
I dont like drinking.
I have a motorbike.
JB HiFi.
Music.
Vinyl.
Record Players.
Body Mods.
Writing.
JFK.
Junkies & Intravenous Drug Use.
History.
Masturbation.
Literature.
Pop Art.
Pop Culture.
Drugs.
Antiques.
SPELLING AND GRAMMAR.
Education.
Sluts/Crack Whores.
Cities.
Sex.
Seediness.
Men.
Older men.
Brains.
Sarcasm.
Filth and General Sleaziness.
Myself.
I'd like to meet:
I like the people in my life already.
But I would be interested in meeting the following:
...vampires...
...people who can teach me things...
...people who can learn from me...
...people who are educated...
...people who can spell perfectly, use grammar perfectly and punctuate in an amazing way...
...people who give a fuck about the right things...
...brothers and sisters that fuck while thinking of their mother fucking their father...
...a really reliable Columbian who travels regularly from Columbia or Bolivia to Melbourne with good cocaine connections...
...people that laugh...
...people that do not laugh...
...people who understand my sense of humour...
...people who do not have a sense of humour...
...the people that proof-read album inlays (so I can correct them on their mistakes)...
...whoever decided to sign Coldplay to a major label...
...other sarcastic cunts...
...someone who doesnt want to change me...
...people who like using their brain...
...girls who are not slutty...
...and people who are not self righteous, ignorant, small minded pricks...
Music:
Motley Crue.
Guns N Roses.
Drapht.
LA Guns.
Warrant.
Poison.
Skid Row.
Turbonegro.
The Streets.
Tupac.
The Ramones.
Eminem.
The Hellacopters.
NWA.
Buddy Holly.
The Beatles.
The Beach Boys.
Kyuss.
Fu Manchu.
Del Shannon.
The Transplants.
The Runaways.
Black Sabbath.
The Plasmatics.
Wendy O. Williams.
The Donnas.
Motorhead.
Avenged Sevenfold.
AC/DC.
Queens Of The Stoneage.
Fleetwood Mac.
Eric Clapton.
The Beastie Boys.
Pegz.
Clutch.
Hilltop Hoods.
Richie Valens.
Muddy Waters.
The Kinks.
Sahara Hotnights.
Little Richard.
The Misfits.
Michael Franti and Spearhead.
Beautiful Creatures.
Jack Johnson.
Nirvana.
Everly Brothers.
Def Leppard.
Hanoi Rocks.
Ozzy.
Randy Rhoads.
DragonForce.
Rose Tattoo.
Rock N Fucking Roll.
I love local music... Aussie Rock N Roll.
Movies:
Documentaries.
Pulp Fiction.
Requiem For A Dream.
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.
Tommy and Pamela's Home Video.
Basquiat.
Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory.
Alice in Wonderland.
Vince Neil's Home Video.
La Bamba.
The Adventures of Ford Fairlane.
Rock Star.
Whore Gaggers.
The Commitments.
8mm.
The Hellacopters Movie (Goodnight Cleveland).
Return To Oz.
Jenna Loves Briana.
Turbonegro - The Movie.
Nigga Rap shit.
Scratch DVDs.
Harold and Kumar.
Spun.
Fight Club.
Heavy Metal - The Documentary.
Pop Culture!
Television:
Documentaries.
Black Books.
Nip Tuck.
City Beat.
NCIS.
SVU.
Criminal shows.
Anything with subtitles or on SBS at odd hours. And most recently, Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew. Brilliant.
Books:
Biographies.
Music History.
Literature.
Clandestine Operations.
Hunter S. Thompson.
Irvine Welsh.
Mario Puzo.
William Burroughs.
Hubert Selby Jnr.
Neill Strauss.
Daphne DuMaurier.
Charles Bukowski.
Losing My Virginity - Richard Branson.
The Dirt - Neill Strauss and Motley Crue.
How To Make Love Like A Porn Star - Neill Strauss and Jenna Jameson.
Many Years From Now - Paul McCartney.
What Becomes Of The Brokenhearted - Alan Duff.
Faithfull - Marianne Faithfull.
Sound Of The Beast - Heavy Metal.
Lords Of Chaos.
Casino - Nicholas Pileggi.
Hard Road - Stevie Wright.
Broken Music - Sting.
The Ballad of John and Yoko.
Drug Traffic.
Marching Powder - Rusty Young.
Chuck Berry - Chuck Berry.
American Politics and History books.
Books, Books, Books.
Heroes:
I dont strive to be anyone else, I strive to be better than I already am.
You know what though? I think Hunter S. Thompson is worthy of my affection.
