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Mr. Change My Pants While I'm Driving

You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help.

About Me

packed meat

I edited my profile with love !

My Interests

cool hand shakes, fresh cut grass, teethy smiles, melted candle wax, beats and melodies, moving to the beat, ......... ........ ....... ...... ......... ......... .... ...... ....... .. ....... ........ ........ ....... ........... Music, movies, sport playoffs and championships, art, cuisine, foreign cultures, peace, philosophy,

I'd like to meet:

the last one standing

Music:

Isotope 217, Foreign Exchange, Alchemist, Madlib, J-Dilla, Metal Fingers, Common, and a whole bunch of other shit (sike thats all I listen too)

Television:

I wonder if they have more in common with us than we would like to admit I wonder if they wake up saying 'new day, same old shit'. I wonder if they see Bush the same way we see Bin Laden No negotiations, no compromises, just my way or the coffin. I wonder if the way we see Al-Zawahiri is the way they see Cheney Not much better than Bush, just way more brainy. I wonder if how we see Al Jazeera is how they see Fox Lies, propagandas, rumors, but hardly the facts. I wonder if we both live in houses, with way too many glasses and not enough mirrors So we can see what others are doing wrong outside, but never see our own errors.I wonder if they too, are tired of all the fighting and division I wonder if they listen to Ziggy Marley and say LOVE IS MY RELIGION But is it really religion that has us sitting on different sides of the fence? When the truth is, between Christianity and Islam, there isn't that much difference Whether it is a world of bibles or a world of Korans When interpreted by idiots, they both breed violent morons From extreme Christianity came the KKK; from extreme Islam came Al Qaeda God forbid the two should merge and from Al KKKda I wonder if someone over there is thinking just like me Why cant these fools stop fighting and just let us beI wonder - Bookman

Books:

Invisible Man

Heroes:

Gandhi : Don Quixote : Bruce Lee : Lao Tzu : Bob, Julie and Brien Downie : Teen Aged Mutant Ninja Turtles

My Blog

greatest quotes of our time

"There's more to this world than just people, you know."-Hobbes"Why should I have to WORK for everything?! It's like saying I don't deserve it!"-Calvin"I think animals are alway so cute."-Hobbes"I mus...
Posted by Mr. Change My Pants While I'm Driving on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 10:46:00 PST

problems with Christianity and monotheism

When accused of being Satan, Jesus replied by saying, "If Satan drives out Satan, he is divided against himself." The obvious question then is, "What if Satan was just smart enough to stage the whole...
Posted by Mr. Change My Pants While I'm Driving on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 05:45:00 PST

pretenders

tonight, people hid their true identies and lived out the fantastical, the truely impossible characters they wish they were. and some wore costumes for halloween. i shat indian food into the toilet ...
Posted by Mr. Change My Pants While I'm Driving on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 11:30:00 PST

Love

May all those who love, find it. May all those who don't love, find it as well.
Posted by Mr. Change My Pants While I'm Driving on Sat, 27 May 2006 12:39:00 PST

Possibility

If people (not just humans, but persons) have two opposing powers/authorities/selves such as the soul and the spirit, does this then lead to the possibility of "free will". (I have to put it in quote...
Posted by Mr. Change My Pants While I'm Driving on Thu, 25 May 2006 12:01:00 PST

in one month we will celebrate my name "666"

On June 6th of '06, I will be throwing a party to celebrate me. "Why?" you must wonder. Well, the date will be 6/6/06 and my name is 666. For those who didn't know, yes, I am the anti-Christ. So w...
Posted by Mr. Change My Pants While I'm Driving on Sun, 07 May 2006 04:56:00 PST

Art Bell is a genius and Dr. Laura is a fool

I just discovered that I can listen to Art Bell/Coast to Coast for free on the internet through KFI. So the last couple days I've turned the stream on from time to time, and have heard this foolish w...
Posted by Mr. Change My Pants While I'm Driving on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 12:43:00 PST

Cosmic Sadist Who Art in Heaven

a person has a personality, by definition. people choose what they wish according to their personalities. if there is a god, and "he" calls all things into existence, including our personalities, an...
Posted by Mr. Change My Pants While I'm Driving on Sat, 25 Mar 2006 12:09:00 PST

eideh-shoma-mobarak

Norouz or ?????)It is the new year / spring celebration on the Persian calendar. The first day of spring. That makes a lot more sense actually.I hope this holiday catches on in America. I don't thi...
Posted by Mr. Change My Pants While I'm Driving on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 12:44:00 PST

Hello?

does this thing work?  I don't understand myspace
Posted by Mr. Change My Pants While I'm Driving on Sun, 02 Oct 2005 10:37:00 PST