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Bayou Boy

Bayou Boy™

About Me


Myspace Layouts --- My Testostarone is the main ingrediant for Viagra. ---No my tongue wasn't down your G/F's throat, just like my DICK wasn't in her mouth!
Anuddur Fucked up Survey
Not that I'll Remember, but what's your name? What's in a name
Hair Color: {if any} What's left is Black
Eye Color: Bedroom Brown
Body Type? Average
How tall are ya? 5' 11"
Do you consider yourself active? Only when I'm doing something
Are you Frigid or Insatiable? I like to Fuck
Bra size? Hell I don't like wearing clothes why in the Fuck would I wear someone elses?
Spit or Swallow? Sorry this question is meant for women, not me
French or Greek? Both
How many sibbling? If you have sisters, do they put out? 5, Hell if I know I'm not from Arkansas or Mississippi
Chevy, Mopar or Ford? Chevy if ya wanna go FAST, Chevy if ya wanna get there
Do you hate slow drivers who drive in the Fast lane? Fukcin' A!
How the Fuck does your ass feel about fuckin profanity? Is it really necessary to use vulgarities just to communicate?
Are you talented? Fuckin' A!
Did you lie about the above questioon? Why ask me if ya don't believe me?
Do you drink? Bud Lite
Do you smoke? Only my tires
Do you take drugs? Does prescription count?
Number of Tattoos: 2
Number of piercings:
Do you like having someone rake their fingers down your back? Duh
Favorite position: Hittin it from the back or sitting on my lap or jockey or...
Are you down for 3 times a night? At a bare minimum
Are you a Moaner, Screamer or quiet? Moaner, unless she swallows and drains me then I scream and convulse
Do you like Toys? Cum over and find out.
Do you do Kegel exercises on a regular basis? Actually I'm instructor, need a lesson or two?
Do you hate boring surveys? Yep
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C Chaste
H Humorous
R Reclusive
I Innocent
S Shy
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My Interests

My Beautiful Daughter and my Handsome Son, Racing, laughing at people who try to figure out what I'm really all about based on what they see ... I also enjoy ROTFLMAO @ those who can't seperate the Internet from Real life ------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------- I miss my old Toy. My 1998 daily driven Camaro Z28 which ran 11's in the 1/4 and still got 20-mpg on the highway at 80-mph. Fully loaded with every option, raced in the same trim never gutted for weigh reduction. Just slapped on a pair of ET streets, opened the electric Cut Out and Fly across 1320'. Damn I miss that. Also miss a yet to be fully experienced Top Speed although I have buried the speedo on numberous occasions. ---------------------------------------------------One day I'll have another one, only difference is the next ne will be even faster. :)-------------------------- Just your typical sweet shy & innocent guy---------------------------------------------------------

I'd like to meet:

I'm looking a wonderful, sincere, compassionate, energetic, sensous, motivated, sweet, attractive, kind hearted, nurturing, witty, good natured, modest, faithful and honest lady... WHO's also is a "FREAK in duh SHEETz" and most Importantly "DOES NOT SPIT!" _____________________________________________________


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Music:

You Could Be Mine by Guns N` Roses
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Movies:

I rather attend sporting events than going to see movies

Television:

CSI, Law & Order, MotorSports & Xgames

Books:

Who has time to read..? ---------------------------------------------------------

Heroes:

My Hero's are the Most Important people in my Life in the REAL WORLD. Those people are: My Handsome lil Hero = my 14 year old son and my Beautiful lil Princess = my 10 year old daughter. They've been thru more stress in their short lives than many people ever have to deal with. But they're both better and stronger people from this and make me the Proudest Dad on this planet

My Blog

Some think I’ll slightly Obsessed...

  Some People Think I'm Obsessed... I say Bull Sh!t SETTING New WORLD RECORDS ...
Posted by Bayou Boy on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 04:43:00 PST

Fondest of Memories


Posted by Bayou Boy on Sat, 13 Oct 2007 04:13:00 PST

Kids Dirt bikes

As most of ya know I'm buying a house this week for my kids and I. The house is much bigger 2-stories but still not enough room for all 4 of my kid's Dirt Bikes. My Lil Princess has a 2006 Kawasaki KL...
Posted by Bayou Boy on Mon, 21 May 2007 09:13:00 PST

IMPORTANT FACT about BLOGs


Posted by Bayou Boy on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 02:24:00 PST

Blah - Everything sux but...

Work = sux Weather = sux War = sux Nagin = sux Blanco = sux Cingular = sux ford = sux All of this sux!   Yet none of 'em swallow...
Posted by Bayou Boy on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 11:06:00 PST

Strictly outta concern for my Female Friends...

Strictly outta deep concern for my Female friends, I am willing to give all I can to help in this manor. In fact I'm willing to give until it hurts and then give some more. http://www.murdzplace...
Posted by Bayou Boy on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 04:18:00 PST

Increadible KATRINA Video fro the Beau Rivage

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5954521938928173924& amp;q=katrina+mississippi  ...
Posted by Bayou Boy on Wed, 01 Feb 2006 10:09:00 PST

Heart felt apologies for those who my profile offends...

It's my understanding that some people take offense to my page here on myspace.com and don't really know me.  If you knew the really me you'd know that I'm a single Dad raising two kids on my o...
Posted by Bayou Boy on Sun, 29 Jan 2006 08:45:00 PST

A LESSON in MANORS!!!

  Can I get an AMEN!!! ...
Posted by Bayou Boy on Mon, 23 Jan 2006 11:20:00 PST

Only 9 dayz to go....

ONLY 9 DAYZ LEFT! Datz rite my 23rd Birthday is around the corner..  Question is.... Who am I gunna bend over next Tuesday & Wednesday nite? It's during the week so I can't go too far, ...
Posted by Bayou Boy on Mon, 19 Dec 2005 01:20:00 PST