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Jason

I am here for Dating

About Me

I'm so incredibly awesome and incredible! Everybody wants me, but nobody can have me!!! I'm sooo muscly all over and my skin is like butter. My hair is always perfect, I don't fart, and my poop smells like fresh baked cinnamon rolls!! When I wake up in the morning, my breath is like heavenly! Everybody wants to be like me because they only wish they had a body this great! And my penis is huge. F*ck you! it's true.... no seriously! What? you don't believe any of it? But.. no really... but .... yeah, but... I ALWAYS carry a handgun! What now biotch!

My Interests

Watching your mom do it with a goat.
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I'd like to meet:

People like me.. because i'm just that awesome. :) Just kidding! I want to meet all the junk that people normally put on this kind of thing... Friends are great. I'm a pretty opened-minded person.
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Music:

The Used, The Juliana Theory, A New Found Glory, Counterfit, Damien Rice, The Starting Line, Something Corporate, Bush, Green Day, Incubus, Brand New, Mest, Taking Back Sunday, Dashboard Confessional, Further Seems Forever, Coheed and Cambria, Death Cab for Cutie, Oasis, Saves The Day, The Ataris, The Early November, Time Spent Driving, Tool, Cartel, Fall Out Boy, Panic! at the Disco, Modest Mouse, You know, mostly emo stuff, some punk, some easy stuff.. it all depends on my mood.. i really like music though...

Movies:

Porno... and booze! haha... mostly scat.

Television:

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/shavecut.php (copy and paste.. but be warned.. it's on drugs)..
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Books:

There's this really good book called "Hairstyles of the Damned". I think everyone should be forced to read it.. it really explains about growing up alot. .
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My Blog

Dammit!

It's not the same. Nothing is ever the same! The seasons change and I'm forced to move along. I hate facing my demons and seeing things I don't want to see and hurting all along. Once things get inten...
Posted by Jason on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 03:15:00 PST

Dreams and schemes

  Oh man, I had this crazy dream last night! I was walking out in the woods with my sister, but it wasn't my sister.. just a hobbit. Anyways, we were trying to get away from these two people... o...
Posted by Jason on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 01:28:00 PST

I think you're testi-COOL!

Rawr! Man chest. What's new with me? I'm a black guy. That's a strange thing, I'm sure of it. My old roomie (best friend Sandy) had a wedding this last week. That was silly because I said so. It ...
Posted by Jason on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 01:31:00 PST

It is what it is

  So i want to express. But I don't necessarily want you to read. I have questions that have no meaning, and no answers. People are dying, people are being born. Everything is evolving, everythin...
Posted by Jason on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 02:12:00 PST

Only

i'm becoming less defined as days go byfading away and well you might say i'm losing focuskind of drifting in the abstract in terms of how i see myselfsometimes i think i can see right through myselfl...
Posted by Jason on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 01:52:00 PST

funny things... collegehumor.com

Vestigial organs, alas!Your worthlessness saddens me.O, male nipples!You dispense no milk,Provide no sweet respite for aWeeping, thirsty babe.No, you exist but to be transformed    ...
Posted by Jason on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 08:55:00 PST

One word Sentences.

 I was getting on to the elevator at the TABC office in Bryan because I wanted to get some signs. I had a notecard with the names of the signs I had to get and I dropped it. There were four men i...
Posted by Jason on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 06:17:00 PST

We didn't start the fire! It was always burning since the world's been turning!

"Okay... so do you ever just feel uninteresting." -- that's how I was about to start this fucking blog... totally fucking EMO! Well I say fuck that mister! Let's try not being gay. This may end up bei...
Posted by Jason on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 05:49:00 PST

Skee Ball

I think Skee Ball should be an olympic sport. It's really fucking fun to try to win a billion tickets.. I was never any good at it, and never cared to be until the other day with this really hot chick...
Posted by Jason on Thu, 18 May 2006 01:19:00 PST

You know what I find weird?

  I think I am a really werid person... I wonder why people don't understand me, but sometimes I don't even understand myself!     I don't want to be seen as a sex symbol.  I...
Posted by Jason on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 10:01:00 PST